Short Loan Shark Poems
Short Loan Shark Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Loan Shark by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Loan Shark by length and keyword.
Sharky suave loan shark got ahold of my great aunt Jean Sue
Loaned her twenty thousand at the rate of eighty-two
Eighty-two percent is way too high I said.
Joke’s on him, she told me. I will soon be dead.
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Loan Shark
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Philanthropist
2022 August 13
If I was a loan shark
I would fail
some can ask exorbitant prices
I cannot ask for money at all
Some loan sharks demand thirty-percent interest
I would not even be able to ask for my initial investment.
always been shy about asking for repayment.
I would have to gift everyone their money
and I would go broke
it is my way
A cold night on a dim lit back street
slinks a demon you don't want to meet
He is looking for a specific kill
for someone that forgot to pay their bill
His boss does not give mercy to any
even if one is only short a penny
So remember not to ever get a loan from the devil
because he does not take kind to those who do not settle