Funny List Poems
These Funny List poems are examples of List poems about Funny. These are the best examples of List Funny poems written by international poets.
Jamjam
it’s
sweeter than ham
stickier than a dam
spreadier than a ram
welcomier than spam
jarier than a can
jellier than a plan
though
not drivier than a van
not talkier than a man
not...
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list, crazy, fun, funny, humor,
The A to Z of CountriesA is for Australia, full of weird beasts,
Where even the cute ones can bite you at least.
B is for Brazil, where football is life,
And people...
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Categories:
appreciation, funny, games, history,
Liststhere's something intrinsically poetic about lists…
1.
bread (wholemeal)
twelve eggs
solar panels
occasional frogs
corporate lawyers
steam
2.
onions (red)
tomatoes (finely chopped)
garlic (four cloves)
fireman's ladder (aluminium)
disparity (secretly hidden)...
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fun, funny, humorous, life,
Happiness
Happiness is when I am listening to the music,
feeling the rhythm, the melody, owning each beat.
Happiness is when I am dancing, expressing my
feelings in each...
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Categories:
dance, family, friend, happiness,
Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Noisy ParrotI.
Among twenty different brightly colored toys,
The only moving thing
Was the beak of a noisy parrot.
II.
I was of three family members,
Like a family tree
In which...
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Categories:
bird, cute, funny love,
Wally World Or Walmart1. As you search the aisles at Walmart for something to say to your boyfriend’s mother?
a. You look for kind words in the book section
b. You search through...
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fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Call the Doctormy feet smell
my nose runs
my heart breaks
my tongue is tied
my liver is chopped
my brain is cramped
my spare rib is missing
my throat harbors a frog
my sweet...
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Categories:
body, giggle, health, humorous,
The Things I Want To TryRiding in an airplane
Skiing down snowy slopes
Racing across the ocean
Sliding away from loss
Painting a lovely canvas
Sculpting something nice
Singing to the top of my lungs
Playing guitar...
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funny, giggle, humor,
Inexpensive TherapyI
Cheap therapy for the depressed
Think cheery thoughts and smile
Remember some happy occasions
Sing a song from your childhood
Try to develop a positive attitude
And indulge in strenuous...
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Categories:
health, how i feel,
List of DifficultiesWoman who doesn't have
fear of cockroach ...
man who supports
well the pain ...
Nervous to become silent,
shy to be super speaker ...
serious to smile,
unsmiling have
loose laughter ...
Listen...
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Categories:
list, allegory, allusion, extended metaphor,
The Poet's CellDirections;
Read the following short passage. Then choose your answer from the
list below. Choose only one.
"She's an eyeful, a smiling mouthful and putty in my...
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Categories:
emotions, funny love, humor,
UnforgettableToday
I made the grocery list
For delivery.
The breads, the turkey
Slices, and ham, the lettuce
For salad
Which led to discussing tomatoes;
The yogurt, milk,...
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Categories:
list, food, forgiveness, funny, me,
For All The Sweet Lovers
Flying Saucers, Flake, Bar Six
Country Style, Gobstoppers, Twix
Arrow Bars and Sherbert Dabs
Sweet Tobacco, Lucky Bags
Toffee Crisp and Dairy Crunch
Grand Seville and Milky Lunch
Beta Bars, Loot,...
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Categories:
appreciation, candy, heart, love,
Ten PoemsTen Poems
1 Autumn Royal
Energy of life and brilliance of colors
2 Moon Harvest
Farmers’ song in splendor of moonlight...
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Categories:
life,
I Know NothingThe dog's at the door
Leash, collar, mask, rubber paw pads
The cat's doing three to five for
Shredding the toilet paper
The FBI fingerprint lab
Has ceased operation
Arrests are...
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Categories:
family, fate, funny,