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Funny List Poems

These Funny List poems are examples of List poems about Funny. These are the best examples of List Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Noisy Parrot
I.
Among twenty different brightly colored toys,
The only moving thing
Was the beak of a noisy parrot.

II.
I was of three family members,
Like a family tree 
In which...

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Categories: bird, cute, funny love,



Zodiac Goth
All
True
Goths
Covet
Lace
Vampires
Lightning
Spiders
Coffins
And
Poetry



*I wrote this poem on January 8, 2024, as part of a ’30 days of poetry’ January challenge. This was day 8 and the prompt...

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Categories: dark, gothic, how i

Premium Member Wally World Or Walmart
1.	As you search the aisles at Walmart for something to say to your boyfriend’s mother?

a.	You look for kind words in the book section
b.	You search through...

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member The Multiple Choice the Beach
Choices and decisions,                      ...

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Categories: fun, ocean, smile, sun,

Premium Member My Hit List For 2023
In twenty twenty- three,                     ...

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Categories: list, freedom, fun, sea, uplifting,



Premium Member Our Souls Wish List
Our soul’s wish list,                     ...

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Categories: list, body, hurt, life, love,

Premium Member Call the Doctor
my feet smell
my nose runs
my heart breaks
my tongue is tied
my liver is chopped
my brain is cramped
my spare rib is missing
my throat harbors a frog
my sweet...

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Categories: body, giggle, health, humorous,

Normality
Do you ever wish you could be 
another face in the crowd 
that fades from everyone’s memory
blending in like brushstrokes on canvas
catching no one’s attention...

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Categories: list, career, celebrity, humanity, identity,

Premium Member Five New Year's Resolutions
Show more love                      ...

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Categories: day, god, kiss, love,

Premium Member I Yearn For My Childhood Christmas
I yearn for my childhood Christmas,                   ...

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Categories: child, christmas, dream, fun,

Premium Member Beautiful Flowers
I love pink rose flowers                                          ...

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Categories: beauty, daffodils, purple, red,

Premium Member The Writer In Me, Wants You To Know
I create                                             ...

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Categories: celebration, dream, feelings, giggle,

Premium Member The Things I Want To Try
Riding in an airplane
Skiing down snowy slopes
Racing across the ocean
Sliding away from loss
Painting a lovely canvas
Sculpting something nice
Singing to the top of my lungs
Playing guitar...

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Categories: funny, giggle, humor,

Premium Member Inexpensive Therapy
I

Cheap therapy for the depressed
Think cheery thoughts and smile
Remember some happy occasions
Sing a song from your childhood
Try to develop a positive attitude
And indulge in strenuous...

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Categories: health, how i feel,

List of Difficulties
Woman who doesn't have
fear of cockroach ...
man who supports
well the pain ...
Nervous to become silent,
shy to be super speaker ...
serious to smile,
unsmiling have
loose laughter ...
Listen...

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Categories: list, allegory, allusion, extended metaphor,