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Funny List Poems

These Funny List poems are examples of List poems about Funny. These are the best examples of List Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Unforgettable
I made the grocery list
For delivery.
The breads, the turkey
  Slices, and ham, the lettuce 
For salad
  Which led to discussing tomatoes;
The yogurt, milk,...

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Categories: list, food, forgiveness, funny, me,

Premium Member A Body

A body, from head to toe.

Head, thoughts both good and bad.

Mouth, words of praise-words of hate.

Heart, pumps love-unkindness.

Conflict, can make one learn and grow.

Hands, loving-praying.


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Categories: hate, life, love, prayer,

Premium Member Flower Pots
My garden is filled in pots                   ...

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Categories: butterfly, flower, garden, rain,

Premium Member Executive Disorder
Donald Trump was accused of ruling by decree and being a dictator and a Nazi by Joe Biden for abusing his power as president in...

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Categories: america, political,

Premium Member George Washington

Born-In Virginia on February 22,1732.   
Siblings-The first of six children.             ...

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Categories: america, child, dad, marriage,

Premium Member The Bucket List
I have always had a love for books,                 ...

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Categories: list, books, children, friend, poems,

Premium Member Ten Poems
Ten Poems

1 Autumn Royal
    Energy of life and brilliance of colors
2 Moon Harvest
    Farmers’ song in splendor of moonlight...

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Categories: life,

Premium Member I Am
I Am

Me-Created by God

Woman–I give freely, I am not a tightwad.

Wife–But not to Todd.

Mother–I do not believe in sparing the rod.

Poet–I love to write even...

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Categories: dream, me, mom, poetry,

Premium Member I Know Nothing
The dog's at the door
Leash, collar, mask, rubber paw pads
The cat's doing three to five for
Shredding the toilet paper
The FBI fingerprint lab
Has ceased operation
Arrests are...

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Categories: family, fate, funny,

Premium Member The Shopping List
It’s all of three feet long, in order it is not,
And then there’s all the other stuff she’s probably forgot,
The first thing on the list,...

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Categories: list, funny, humorous, silly,

Premium Member The List at Christmas
The List at Christmas

to people,
that need nothing. 
They are so silly. 
The rich, 
playing to the rich, 
while the homeless man
stands in a line for...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: list, allah, angel, christmas, december,

Premium Member Firm Favourites
Autumn weather, warmly mild,
The stories I read as a child,
A host of funny wild birds,
A million fascinating words,
Apart from zinnias, most flowers,
Long-awaited summer showers,
And how...

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© Beth Evans  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: autumn, bird, books, child,

Premium Member VISITING MUM - LIST
Mum has been in a care home since dad died . I try to see her every day except when I’m unwell or on holiday....

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Categories: love, mother daughter, relationship,

Premium Member THE VOID OF YOU

There are days I wonder how I could ever bear the loss of you. It scares me. Your absence. The silence. The emptiness. How I...

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Categories: introspection, loneliness, longing, lost

Man isn't this scary?
"No" answered Larry, "Fee-fi-fo-fum"
Let the story begin,
how it has been carried out!
By men tied up in trees and cuff-links-
for those charmers in...

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Categories: allegory, image, riddle, world,