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Funny List Poems

These Funny List poems are examples of List poems about Funny. These are the best examples of List Funny poems written by international poets.


The A to Z of Countries
A is for Australia, full of weird beasts,
Where even the cute ones can bite you at least.

B is for Brazil, where football is life,
And people...

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Categories: appreciation, funny, games, history,



Lists
there's something intrinsically poetic about lists…

1.
bread (wholemeal) 
twelve eggs
solar panels
occasional frogs
corporate lawyers
steam


2.
onions (red) 
tomatoes (finely chopped) 
garlic (four cloves) 
fireman's ladder (aluminium) 
disparity (secretly hidden)...

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Categories: fun, funny, humorous, life,

Premium Member Happiness
Happiness is when I am listening to the music,
feeling the rhythm, the melody, owning each beat.

Happiness is when I am dancing, expressing my
feelings in each...

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Categories: dance, family, friend, happiness,

Premium Member Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Noisy Parrot
I.
Among twenty different brightly colored toys,
The only moving thing
Was the beak of a noisy parrot.

II.
I was of three family members,
Like a family tree 
In which...

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Categories: bird, cute, funny love,

Premium Member Wally World Or Walmart
1.	As you search the aisles at Walmart for something to say to your boyfriend’s mother?

a.	You look for kind words in the book section
b.	You search through...

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,



Premium Member Call the Doctor
my feet smell
my nose runs
my heart breaks
my tongue is tied
my liver is chopped
my brain is cramped
my spare rib is missing
my throat harbors a frog
my sweet...

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Categories: body, giggle, health, humorous,

Premium Member The Things I Want To Try
Riding in an airplane
Skiing down snowy slopes
Racing across the ocean
Sliding away from loss
Painting a lovely canvas
Sculpting something nice
Singing to the top of my lungs
Playing guitar...

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Categories: funny, giggle, humor,

Premium Member Inexpensive Therapy
I

Cheap therapy for the depressed
Think cheery thoughts and smile
Remember some happy occasions
Sing a song from your childhood
Try to develop a positive attitude
And indulge in strenuous...

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Categories: health, how i feel,

List of Difficulties
Woman who doesn't have
fear of cockroach ...
man who supports
well the pain ...
Nervous to become silent,
shy to be super speaker ...
serious to smile,
unsmiling have
loose laughter ...
Listen...

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Categories: list, allegory, allusion, extended metaphor,

Premium Member The Poet's Cell
Directions;

Read the following short passage. Then choose your answer from the 
list below. Choose only one.

"She's an eyeful, a smiling mouthful and putty in my...

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Categories: emotions, funny love, humor,

Premium Member Unforgettable
Today
I made the grocery list
For delivery.
The breads, the turkey
  Slices, and ham, the lettuce 
For salad
  Which led to discussing tomatoes;
The yogurt, milk,...

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Categories: list, food, forgiveness, funny, me,

Ten Poems
Ten Poems

1 Autumn Royal
    Energy of life and brilliance of colors
2 Moon Harvest
    Farmers’ song in splendor of moonlight...

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Categories: life,

Premium Member I Know Nothing
The dog's at the door
Leash, collar, mask, rubber paw pads
The cat's doing three to five for
Shredding the toilet paper
The FBI fingerprint lab
Has ceased operation
Arrests are...

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Categories: family, fate, funny,

Premium Member The Shopping List
It’s all of three feet long, in order it is not,
And then there’s all the other stuff she’s probably forgot,
The first thing on the list,...

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Categories: list, funny, humorous, silly,

Premium Member Visiting Mum - List
Mum has been in a care home since dad died . I try to see her every day except when I’m unwell or on holiday....

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Categories: love, mother daughter, relationship,


Book: Reflection on the Important Things