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Funny List Poems

These Funny List poems are examples of List poems about Funny. These are the best examples of List Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member The Shopping List
It’s all of three feet long, in order it is not,
And then there’s all the other stuff she’s probably forgot,
The first thing on the list,...

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Categories: list, funny, humorous, silly,



Premium Member The List at Christmas
The List at Christmas

Gifts…
to people,
that need nothing. 
They are so silly. 
The rich, 
playing to the rich, 
while the homeless man
stands in a line for...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: list, allah, angel, christmas, december,

Premium Member Firm Favourites
Autumn weather, warmly mild,
The stories I read as a child,
A host of funny wild birds,
A million fascinating words,
Apart from zinnias, most flowers,
Long-awaited summer showers,
And how...

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© Beth Evans  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: autumn, bird, books, child,

Premium Member VISITING MUM - LIST
Mum has been in a care home since dad died . I try to see her every day except when I’m unwell or on holiday....

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Categories: love, mother daughter, relationship,

Premium Member THE VOID OF YOU


There are days I wonder how I could ever bear the loss of you. It scares me. Your absence. The silence. The emptiness. How I...

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Categories: introspection, loneliness, longing, lost



Relative
Man isn't this scary?
"No" answered Larry, "Fee-fi-fo-fum"
Let the story begin,
how it has been carried out!
By men tied up in trees and cuff-links-
for those charmers in...

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Categories: allegory, image, riddle, world,

Premium Member My Stupid New Years Resolutions- Funny
1. Lose 20 pounds and prepare to finance a whole new wardrobe.
   When eating ask yourself, would a healthy person eat this and
...

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© Dear Heart  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny,

Permanently on Santa's Naughty List
Something happened and my son is pissed.
He found out that he's on Santa's naughty list.
But he's not only on that list this year, he's on...

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Categories: list, christmas, funny, humor, humorous,

Autocorrect Questions
The AutoCorrect Questions

What the ducking duck is going on?
What is up with this ducking duck?
What the he'll are you doing?
What the duck is this biach...

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Categories: feelings, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Premium Member My truck is so old

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Categories: age, car, funny, humor,

Premium Member Top 10 things my dogs have never said to me
Top 10 things my dogs have never said to me.   Ever!

Number 10…"Can we get a cat?" 

Number 9…"No,…As a matter of fact I`m...

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Categories: animal, best friend, dog,

FUNNY GUY
you are a  gas
you hump bump
and laugh
here is why
your
FUNNY GUY...

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Categories: bereavement, best friend,

This Stew Tastes Funny
The prompt was "Write a poem which is really a recipe".

This Stew Tastes Funny

I personally like to use the more established dramatic processes, but feel...

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© Dylan Wong  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous,

Running
She was the fiery love

She was the lonely love

She was the unforgettable love

She was the protected love

She was the jealous love

There are different ways to...

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Categories: cute love, funny love,

Premium Member OLD AGE IS WHEN
OLD AGE IS WHEN:
1) Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2) Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today.
3) Getting...

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© Judy Ball  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny,

My Janky Car
My Janky Car
crowed parking lot,
cars going every which way,
a honk,
the window roll down,
screaming woman,
You need to get a....,
life, I thought she'd say, 
but, new car...

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Categories: funny,

WIFE HAS GIVEN A LIST OF FEW ITEMS TO BUY



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Categories: list, funny, humor, husband, wife,

Premium Member Stan the Snail's Bucket List - First Item
Stan even has his own coloring book!
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Poem written by Gail DeBole on 10, 2015 and updated on 6/18/2018

Stan the Snail wished for a ride
On a...

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Categories: list, adventure, animal, courage, funny,

The Many Stages of Liking a Guy
Red#1
Unofficial Entry #2
7-23-11

(Side note: I'll just write here since no what will I pay for that premium membership lol As you can tell from the...

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© Katelyn Ma  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: crazy, cute love, desire,

Banana Bread
Today my husband said ' I can really go for some banana bread' 
But this is what I made instead.

A gallon of Sweet Tea.
A bowl...

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Categories: caregiving, family, food, for