Lisping Poems | Examples

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Imitating You

I try to mimic
your lisping speech—
because it's amusing,
because it's childlike,
because it's so unlike an adult,
because I never improve,
because you've married and moved away,
because we've become distant.

All I can do now
is imitate you
to get through
each day.

Faded

I’m stuttering on this facile analogy      
Like I’m tripping on dubious morality
I’m lisping on my plain quizzicality 
Like I’m limping on roads to tonality
I’m damaged.
A marred good with no return policy

I’ve bled alone to one too many fights
I’ve slept wide awake one too many nights
I’ve stared into oblivion one too many sights 
I’ve chosen death to one too many plights 
Save me,
I’ve sullied too many lives
                                                                                                   
I’ll lie to your face again
I’ll smile with no grief again
I’ll die to your words again
I’ll fly with no wings again
Leave me be.
I’ll dry your ocean eyes again  

I’d wish my life color
I’d vie a stolen muller
I’d carve my own collar
I’d slit my neck in choler
You’d tempt me,
I’d fade in my own luster 

It’s just that,
It’s hard to breathe these days
It’s sad that,
‘Languish’ is my ultimatum (huh), what a cliché’
And it’s worse that
I’m the cause of my own decay.

Inspiration

Fly in Haiku's wings
Drink the past's nectar sweet
Lisping songs it bring.


Premium Member Fweddy Fweeman

[As the proud owner of a tiny lisp - in which my ‘R’s
sometimes come out a little more like ‘W’s - I think I’m safe to post this?
No offence intended.]
                      ______________

He told her he soon would be leaving the army
“So give us a kiss, cos you’re sending me barmy.”
She said, “What’s your name, then I’ll give you a kiss,”
“I’m Fweddy Fweeman,” he said with a lisp
She gave him a kiss which filled him with glee
He said, “Let us go and sit under that twee.”
They sat in the shade and he said, “You’re so pwitty,
I’ll be old and gway before you, more’s the pity,
so would you go out with an old lisping twooper?”
And she said , “I would because you’re fimply fooper.”

Wee Folk of the Rain

Their mumbling again
Wee folk of the rain.
Each word and each syllable
A lisping, spat out.

Yond this dark window
Heard from my pillow.
Off leaf, jumping. Off roof tile
Sliding. One by one.
Of all that drops by for fun
A great turnout.

Premium Member I Want To Go To Jar Ducks Toffee

I want to go to Jar Ducks Toffee, he said.
I thought he was lisping and he meant the coffee place.
The one I despise, because their coffee twists my bowels up.
After drinking stuff from this place I am in pain.

I cannot go there, I tell him. 
I am sorry, I love you, but not that place.
He is surprised, because I am his grandma, and I love him.
And now there really is a Jar Ducks Toffee place here.


Premium Member Weakness In the Pool

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                     "mother"
                  shouted hern
              from the center of
            the hot summer's wet
               ringlets drenched
         stubby digits raking clear
               her Betty Davis 
                       eyne

          "toss me the ring buoy"
                  she pleads

                'Twuz i lisping
                     az hern
                   popped up 
              through the buoy
                     smiling

                 her excited
                      hern 
                      alive

                    glithenin

Clandestine Things

Charmed, stunned…
That’s what you did!
My eyes are all in your pictures.
It’s a stealthy feeling. 
“To play or be played”,
Both are my menacing games.
My druthers sound too high 
But I wind up lisping your name.

Premium Member Sylvester the Cat and Tweety Bird

Sylvester the Cat,
the lisping schemer, would get smashed flat
by Granny swinging her broom in a rage
when he tried to lunch on her bird in a cage.


Tweety Bird,
clever canary, spoke when danger occurred.
Inside his cage the wee, wary one sat
and said, “I tawt I taw a puddy tat!”


September 2, 2021
entered in the Cleritoons contest
Sponsor: Joseph May

Premium Member Love Sucks

Single sexy stuttering simple sue,
Loved lean laughing lisping Lou,
She spoke softly slow sentences,
Lou lisped loud without pretences!

Often were out on romantic dates,
By heart and mind such good mates,
Joked and laughed their whole time,
Spoke in stutters and lisped in rhyme!

Said she one day in romantic note,
How do you likke mmmy leather coat?
He laughed lisped “ you loos fo dood!
By that he meant ‘you look so good!’

Days passed,they were ready to wed,
She wanted him one day in her bed,
She made the bold move and asked
If hhhe wwwould stay for breakfast?

He feigned a surprise with a smile,
He pretended about it for a while,
Then with a lisp he said “Yef, I fould!”
With that he meant “Yes! I would!”

That night together in love cocoon,
He opened all his heart to her soon,
To ‘suck’ with her was always his dream,
So she promptly took him out for an ice cream!

For those in love who stutter or lisp,
Here is a message, short and crisp,
If you want to say something inviting,
Do communicate your love, in writing!

Written 09/august/2020
Sponsor Kai Michael Neumann
It Sucks poetry contest!

Finis

Uncharmed by the bloom of fresh roses white,
I shall with the mute prop of unspeaking sticks,
Like a bored mollusk loathe my slowing walks;
And pine for eternal still with wee cursing clicks. 

Uninspired by thrills of chart-topping songs,
And no longer revived by their lisping beats,
And aided by sad hammers and rioting tongs,
I soon shall fault all Earth and her tepid treats. 

Not fresh world's trending fashion’s catalogues,
Nor its luring vogues in their cyclic monologues, 
Shall this last pilgrim's going even slightly delay;
All men’s warmth unwanted obstacle in my way. 

Thievish night's erstwhile dreaded gloom
Shan’t prove such a feared quieting tomb,
For her dusky shroud may better warmth
Spell than all sluttish breath's jaded cloth.

I’ll gradually disdain these slow-turning rounds,
And slowly uninterestedly rise to stiller grounds.

Premium Member Mine Little's Miss

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              When I was little 
                 I’d look down 
                      and i'd
                 see hern tiny
      her auburn flowing tresses
 the pixy’s eyne beaming staring up
                 her trembling 
             lips lisping longing 
                 for mine kiss
 
               When I was little
            I’d feel hern pixy cute  
         when 'gainst mine chest
                 hern nymph’s 
                       warm

              When I was little 
       I looked down into hern tiny
              and promised her 
                     my love

Premium Member The Shaming of Slobber Bob

His teeth were crooked, broken, mostly missing
When he spoke he slobbered while he was lisping

So the town gave him this nickname
Sad epitaph to his fateful fame

They say shame is our deepest sorrow
Those who have it, dread every tomorrow

He was homeless yet some let him in 
A lonely, troubled fella with no known kin

Nothing ever worked as hard as he'd try
His head always down as he'd pass you by

Although he'd found Chrissy's lost kitten
Some in our town became quite smitten

He rushed in on the hardware store fire
In reward, he became the unofficial town crier

They found him one cold morning, so sad a farewell
All curled up in his street side stairwell

They said there was nothing anyone could do
Tragically, Bob's real story, nobody knew

This happens sometimes with people we see
But that doesn't mean it's the way it must be

Duped

Chewed promises, butter veiled short comings
                             Musky frame, gentle embrace quite soon

                                  When captor salaciously swings 
                                 Ego plunged like deflated balloon 

                         Stock ignored for lisping with a sound wing
                                In agora of beings, selector loon

                    Shows how step to moon, mankind reached summit
                            At acme, primal drive tests our limits

Latitude

Letters wait in grey clouds

Loving lilting lisping

Looking for the rhymes of

Lovely leaves of olive

Lungs relaxed in blue breath 

Laughing cups of pink time

Longing for a lush rain

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April 16, 2017

Pleiades L contest
Sponsored by: Kim Merryman

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