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I Want To Go To Jar Ducks Toffee

I want to go to Jar Ducks Toffee, he said.
I thought he was lisping and he meant the coffee place.
The one I despise, because their coffee twists my bowels up.
After drinking stuff from this place I am in pain.

I cannot go there, I tell him. 
I am sorry, I love you, but not that place.
He is surprised, because I am his grandma, and I love him.
And now there really is a Jar Ducks Toffee place here.
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July 16, 2022 at 1:29 PM
Sounds like a wonderful place to me... count me in. Ann
Krutsinger Avatar
July 16, 2022 at 7:25 PM
You may join us of course!
Hankins Avatar
July 16, 2022 at 12:56 PM
Oh my! I'm wondering if they decided on that name as a parody of that coffee place? I do love toffee.
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July 16, 2022 at 7:25 PM
Me too but I have little teeth left.
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