Fweddy Fweeman

[As the proud owner of a tiny lisp - in which my ‘R’s sometimes come out a little more like ‘W’s - I think I’m safe to post this? No offence intended.] ______________ He told her he soon would be leaving the army “So give us a kiss, cos you’re sending me barmy.” She said, “What’s your name, then I’ll give you a kiss,” “I’m Fweddy Fweeman,” he said with a lisp She gave him a kiss which filled him with glee He said, “Let us go and sit under that twee.” They sat in the shade and he said, “You’re so pwitty, I’ll be old and gway before you, more’s the pity, so would you go out with an old lisping twooper?” And she said , “I would because you’re fimply fooper.”