Lavatory Poems - Poems about Lavatory

... Have you heard the story, in all of it's fun and glory. It is about a young girl named Lori, she went with a boy named John Dory. She went running to the lavatory, was this going to become inf......

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...My lady wife does strange things with the lavatory brush She stands it in the loo and then she activates the flush But she’s my girl and not someone that I would want to chasten Except she leaves ......

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...|SEVEN MINUTES UNTIL OUR DEMISE {"Seven minutes left; the insistent buzz in my skull would never abrogate, it preserved on being continuously strenuous. My whacks on the veneer of the tiles went......

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... (Thinks) I Float like a Butterfly and sting like a tazer. Mouth of the South, but my lips don't say (intelligent) words Like Muhammad Alley Bin drive by shooting Bin Laden with delusion......

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...Foolish folly in the house of putrid politics Dirty deeds up their sleeves double-dealing tricks Forgetting the homeless, ignoring the poor Though staying between the lines of the law Oh ! And th......

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...I hope in Heaven, there's no more pee Because it might frustrate my Eternity On account of my nephrolithiasis, I'd rather not have to take a whiz Plus the process would be shoddy Until the R......

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..."Will there be a need for a throne; To sit on In heaven Fecal matter will it matter Will we eat and consume manna foods And do angels discharge sweat and waste Oh! Are there need for......

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...[To the tune of Ghost Riders In The Sky (loosely)] * Heaven’s almost everywhere but mainly upon high Santa Claus delivers there cos he’s that kind of guy The lac......

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...he was making so much turbulence that he needed windbreaker trousers his farting more than gas from cheeks but a fluid blown attack on decency and common sense in torrential times fu......

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...As I mused in bosom stone, I presume for myself. It wouldn't alarm me that I must do a diet program. Slight weight reduction will profit my life. Weight might prompt some sort of a......

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...Franky was seven and having a party He told all his school-mates, except for Spud Carty And once they had heard that Spud wasn't invited All of them said they were really excited And then at th......

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...There is pain in the eyes, if time was taken, it would be seen. Busy are they, no time but to be blind, no visual hygiene. Dirty, is the way of the worldly, covered in the devils boweled r......

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...Always the last to release his spoon, Still thinking it rather soon Or hand in the kitchen’s key, Now letting the poor thing feel free! The Unlikeliest to pity his jaw muscles, In all restaura......

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...An answer to a question I really need to know If you need to spend a penny where do you go Everyone would say toilet that's certainly true However some people like to call it the loo Some of u......

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...A diminutive girl, born in a colossal world. Originate as a weed, no one like to plant this seed. All and sundry cried and swept, feeling depressed the outcome of their sleepless nights was not pe......

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