Jan Allison Poet Rhyme

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My Pet Hates - Lavatory Humour

Some guys sprinkle when they have a tinkle
and spurt wee wee all over the floor
Then they leave the lavatory seat up
these two actions I simply abhor!

The ladies sit down on the toilet
when they are in need of the loo
But they always take ages to finish
it’s no wonder there's often a queue!

But my biggest bug bear when I'm sitting
is that there is no darn toilet roll
I have to fumble about for a tissue
so I can wipe my dirty butt hole!

LAST VERSE INSPIRED BY GOING TO A VENUE WHICH HAD WALL MOUNTED DISPENSERS ... FOUR OF THEM IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO GET THE PAPER OUT OF  .... ARGH, THANKFULLY I ALWAYS CARRY TISSUE IN MY BAG 

08/14/20

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Paul Callus August 18, 2020 at 2:03 PM Considering I fall in the 'men' category I can assure you that I am fussy about using loos, and I hate public ones!! Thanks for the laugh Jan:) Hugs // paul Jan Allison August 18, 2020 at 2:50 PM I don't like using public loos unless absolutely necessary lol:-0 hugs jan xx

Michelle Faulkner August 16, 2020 at 1:34 PM I think anyone would hate that - I would! Made me pee with joy :) Jan Allison August 18, 2020 at 2:50 PM ha ha ha thanks Michelle:-) hugs jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire August 16, 2020 at 12:55 PM :) You gave me quite a laugh, Jan! So glad you brought the tissue. I think we've all experienced this. Hugs, Carolyn Jan Allison August 18, 2020 at 2:48 PM there is a little poetic licence of course lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin August 16, 2020 at 10:31 AM Ha ha, love it Jan, you made me smile and belly laugh! Hugs :) Jan Allison August 18, 2020 at 2:46 PM Thanks Tania:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie August 15, 2020 at 4:36 PM Hello Jan ... the trick is Jan, for men; have a fly stuck low down in the bowl. They never miss trying to remove the fly, and why don't ladies put the seat up for us men - thanks again Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison August 15, 2020 at 4:38 PM ha ha ha so that is why blokes have flies in their trousers - and no way am i lifting the seat lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta August 15, 2020 at 12:56 PM Nice write! In the men's, the toilet paper is usually found all over the floor. I think mothers should assign their sons to the toilet cleaning chore as the smell should convince them that is no way to treat their mother! Aloha! Rico Jan Allison August 15, 2020 at 1:48 PM thanks Rico:-) I have to say it is not often I have frequented men's toilets lol:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer August 14, 2020 at 4:55 PM great one, jan! my pet peeve in a public toilet is the lack of a hook on which to hang my bag. so often they are missing and it drives me nuts! Jan Allison August 14, 2020 at 5:19 PM I agree with your Ilene it's irritating but think I can do without the hook... i can;t do without loo roll lol:-) hugs jan xx

David Kavanagh August 14, 2020 at 2:59 PM Hi Jan cannot beat a fine piece of toilet humor, had a great laugh at this one I try use the urinals myself or lift the seat but your probably right I forget to put it back down, typical man cheers David, damn them tight dispensers. Jan Allison August 14, 2020 at 3:13 PM the 'tight' dispensers with the tiny hole that the paper pokes out of drives me mad... more often than not the person before left it so no paper pokes out ...now I always check before I sit down lol:-) hugs Jan xx