Best Lavatory Poems

Conman walks to the lavatory ,stares at the way he treated me....

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did Picasso dream up Guernica
while taking a *****& did Van Gogh
fantasize about Starry Night whilst
draining the lizard?  how about 
Pollack---though we have been 
told via Ed Harris’ film (the only
art history anybody has anymore) 
that he came upon the splatter by
accident, but how do...

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Some guys sprinkle when they have a tinkle
and spurt wee wee all over the floor
Then they leave the lavatory seat up
these two actions I simply abhor!

The ladies sit down on the toilet
when they are in need of the loo
But they always take ages to finish
it’s...

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The ladies stood in a long queue
The mayor thought they might sue
With their knees together
In all kinds of weather
They await their turn in the loo...

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