What Do You Call It

An answer to a question I really need to know If you need to spend a penny where do you go Everyone would say toilet that's certainly true However some people like to call it the loo Some of us are lazy when going for a pee They would mention going to the W.C The Americans call it John I do believe Comes in handy when you need to relieve The expression I find most amusing and funny Is that the Aussies call the lavatory a dunny Unfortunately the word khazi isn't used anymore So many words for toilet that's for sure