A few laughs to kick start your day
THE KNIGHTS NIGHT OUT
The kings knights went out for some drinking
Mead flowed all got drunk armour clinking
A short cut home through the mire
Wearing their heavy attire
One by one they all started sinking...
A STINGING REVENGE
A husband was found out playing away
His wife not happy vowed to make him pay
Caught them in their bed
Both were butt naked
She threw fire ants over them as they lay...
Old manJohnny found a bomb in his shed
There were two wires a blue and a red
He pulled out the wrong wire
It blew up caused a fire
The next time ill ask Google he said...
Fred just made it to the lavatory
Night before he'd ate a dodgy curry
When business was completed
Poor old Fred remained seated
When he saw the dispenser was empty...
In a pickle he thought what can I do
Im stuck in this little room in the loo
He thought this isn't funny
And used his paper money
So let this lim be a warning to you...
Written on 30th August 2020.
Copyright © Tom Cunningham | Year Posted 2020
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