Tom Cunningham Poet Limerick

A Few Laughs To Kick Start Your Day

THE KNIGHTS NIGHT OUT

The kings knights went out for some drinking
Mead flowed all got drunk armour clinking
A short cut home through the mire
Wearing their heavy attire
One by one they all started sinking... 

A STINGING REVENGE

A husband was found out playing away 
His wife not happy vowed to make him pay
Caught them in their bed
Both were butt naked
She threw fire ants over them as they lay... 

 ALWAYS GOOGLE 

Old manJohnny found a bomb in his shed 
There were two wires a blue and a red
He pulled out the wrong wire 
It blew up caused a fire 
The next time ill ask Google he said... 


LAVATORY BLUES 

Fred just made it to the lavatory 
Night before he'd ate a dodgy curry
When business was completed 
Poor old Fred remained seated 
When he saw the dispenser was empty... 

In a pickle he thought what can I do
Im stuck in this little room in the loo
He thought this isn't funny
And used his paper money
So let this lim be a warning to you... 




Written on 30th August 2020.

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Lindsay Laurie September 2, 2020 at 8:08 PM G'day Tom ... as usual; up to your high witty standard Tom - Lindsay Tom Cunningham September 3, 2020 at 2:38 AM Thank you Lindsay, we need a lot more humour in our world with whats all going on. Tom

Anne-Lise Andresen September 1, 2020 at 2:32 AM - Hilarious limericks, Tom :))) - A dose of humor, we all need these days :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Tom Cunningham September 3, 2020 at 2:37 AM Thank you Anne, glad you enjoyed them. Tom

Pashang Salehi August 31, 2020 at 12:23 PM Much depth in this reflective limericks. Tom Cunningham August 31, 2020 at 12:27 PM Thank you Pashang, im happy that you enjoyed them. Tom

Joanna Daniel August 31, 2020 at 7:56 AM Such clever ones, Tom:) Tom Cunningham August 31, 2020 at 12:26 PM Thank you Jo, I love to do humourous poems, I'm glad you enjoyed them. Tom

Nette Onclaud August 31, 2020 at 6:05 AM laughing my way through the lavatory, tom... greaat job! Tom Cunningham August 31, 2020 at 12:24 PM Thank you Nette, im pleased you enjoyed them. Tom

Viv Wigley August 30, 2020 at 11:55 PM Great fun, Tom, and I'm going to start pronouncing Naked like you :) Tom Cunningham August 31, 2020 at 12:46 AM Thank you Viv, I'd heard that term used and it fitted well. Tom

Michelle Faulkner August 30, 2020 at 7:42 PM Wow you have a lotta luck with limericks! I hope I'm never in poor Fred's predicament ;0 Tom Cunningham August 31, 2020 at 12:45 AM Haha thanks Michelle, always carry a few low value notes, you never know. Hope you are both okay. Tom

Mystic Rose Rose August 30, 2020 at 3:55 PM lol, that is funny, glad you keep us on the light side dear friend, we need a laugh or two these day, so Thank you . Tom Cunningham August 30, 2020 at 4:04 PM Thank you very much Pixie, humour goes a long way in keeping us sane especially during all these restrictions. Tom

Andrea Dietrich August 30, 2020 at 3:07 PM awesome lims, especially that first one!! All were entertaining!! Tom Cunningham August 30, 2020 at 3:18 PM Thank you very much Andrea, im glad you enjoyed them. Tom

Gershon Wolf August 30, 2020 at 2:53 PM Lavatory Blues and 'The Knight's Night Out' both do it for me, Tom. Thank you so much. Always look forward to your great limericks. Kudos, Gershon Tom Cunningham August 30, 2020 at 2:58 PM Thank you very much Gershon, im happy you enjoyed the humour. Tom

Krish Radhakrishna August 30, 2020 at 1:42 PM Great limericks! The fire ants brought tears to my eyes! Watch out! in future we may only have electronic currency! Tom Cunningham August 30, 2020 at 2:08 PM Thank you Krish, a credit card wouldn't be much use either. Jenna done a follow on limerick to the ant one, you'll enjoy it. Tom

Darlene De Beaulieu August 30, 2020 at 1:12 PM Hello tom I like the one about the paper money. In fact these were cute and made me laugh. Enjoy your day my friend. Darlene De Beaulieu August 30, 2020 at 3:45 PM Hello Tom I have enjoyed the humor. It brightened my day. Enjo your evening my friend. Tom Cunningham August 30, 2020 at 2:06 PM Thank you Darlene, glad you enjoyed the humour. Tom

Panagiota Romios August 30, 2020 at 12:56 PM Outstanding job. Enter the limerick contest. Pangie xx Tom Cunningham August 30, 2020 at 2:05 PM Thank you Panagiota, glad you enjoyed them. Working on some more Tom

Carolyn Devonshire August 30, 2020 at 10:40 AM Oh, dear! Thanks for the warning on the "paper money," Tom! These limericks are all great, my friend. Think "Google" is my favorite. Can't imagine trying to disarm a bomb. Hope you have entered one of these in the limerick contest! Hugs, Carolyn Tom Cunningham August 30, 2020 at 2:04 PM Thank you very much Carolyn, We'd be lost without Mr Google for sure. Im working on some more but got a busy week ahead. Watch this space lol. Tom

Robert L. Hinshaw August 30, 2020 at 9:57 AM You gave me a laff indeed, Tom! I love great lims and these are GREAT ones! Bob Tom Cunningham August 30, 2020 at 2:02 PM Thank you Bob, im glad you liked them. Tom

Charlie Smith August 30, 2020 at 9:03 AM Good thing old Tom had more than just change in his purse. Funny stuff Tom... Tom Cunningham August 30, 2020 at 9:38 AM Thank you very much Charlie, hope you are keeping well. Tom

Jenna Logan August 30, 2020 at 5:56 AM Tom, these are great! I've written a companion piece to your limerick, A Stinging Revenge. I'd like to post it along with yours as a collaboration if you give me permission? Jenna Logan August 30, 2020 at 7:20 AM It will be my pleasure. Hugs. Tom Cunningham August 30, 2020 at 7:00 AM Thank you Jenna, feel free to use it, I'd be honoured. Tom

Vijay Pandit August 30, 2020 at 5:18 AM Hilarious as always, Tom. You have total mastery of this form--words seem to flow with ease to write a fun story. Well done! Tom Cunningham August 30, 2020 at 7:01 AM Thank you very much Vijay, I'm pleased you enjoyed them. Tom

Kim Rodrigues August 30, 2020 at 4:56 AM LOL...especially the money that went down the toilet. Paying for service sucks ;) Tom Cunningham August 30, 2020 at 7:00 AM Haha, it sure does Kim. Hope you're well Tom

Silent One August 30, 2020 at 3:24 AM I see how you have been spending your time in Wales, lol.... Great laughs for a Sunday morning and good flow to all your limericks... Tom Cunningham August 30, 2020 at 3:33 AM Thank you S. O. The weather wasn't kind so I had plenty time lol Tom

Caren Krutsinger August 30, 2020 at 3:06 AM This started my day out right Tom. Hilarity! Fire ants though? Oooooh Man! Revenge for sure! I would not have had my paper money with me in the loo though. But being a man, I am sure it usually is in a back pocket. Snicker. Snicker. Tom Cunningham August 30, 2020 at 3:14 AM Thank you very much Caren, im glad you enjoyed the humour, lets hope his money was low denominations, knowing my luck they would have been 50$ bills lol. Tom