Short Lavatory Poems

Conman walks to the lavatory ,stares at the way he treated me....

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That's how I perceived it to be,
Sitting in my lavatory;
After stress and strain
I could not abstain
From writing a real sob story....

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Larry, oh poor, miserable Larry,
there is nothing wrong being gay;
but was it worth pursuing ecstasy 
inside a public men's lavatory?...

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The ladies stood in a long queue
The mayor thought they might sue
With their knees together
In all kinds of weather
They await their turn in the loo...

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This isn’t a fisherman’s story -
Chris woke to a huge morning glory
But until it goes down
Poor Chris wears a big frown
As he can’t use the lavatory!

Posted with kind permission of Chris Green
Inspired by banter after reading his poem ‘When I look at you’

01~13~17...

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1
Sun glints off ripples
Play of light in sheltered cove
Scenic lavatory

2
Backyard full of stars
Footsteps crack on frozen grass
Moonlit lavatory

3
Forested mountain side
Above twisting single track
Rider’s lavatory

4
Over arid land
Falling rain evaporates
Hot Aussie dunny

5
Sandy beach stretches
Tropical coral waters
Pristine lavatory

6
Beneath St. Paul’s dome
Lies manicured garden
Monumental lav....

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Dark as a demon, but with the soul of
an angel, he's a Portuguese Water 
Dog who's never been to sea, but, as 
he oughta, he loves water, and highly
proprietary when you're watching 
TV, downtime is shared, so it's his paw
on your foot, or else it's his head. 
Morning ablutions, one leg in the air, 
he waters a thicket, which wakes up a 
cricket who begins to sing. The world 
is his lavatory. Noblesse Obligatory. 
It's a Water Dog thing.

                   for my granddog......

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