Kenny Poems - Poems about Kenny

... "It was a beautiful whore of a day", he reasoned, "maybe she will have even less on !" The little band of misfits garnered the stares of mall patrons as they ran as fast as their puppet legs could......Read the rest...

...Barbie and Ken, Barbie and Ken, They’ve been an item since Christ-knows-when. He’s not Kenneth Connor, he’s not Kenneth Clarke Just Ken in the daylight and Ken after dark. Ken’s a rôle-mode......Read the rest...

... Gus was confused as soon as he said it. "That was me, but it wasn't, I mean", he stammered, "I said it, but it wasn't from my mind!" Penney looked at Gus and reasoned, "that is a me......Read the rest...

... When Gus returned into the room Penney was beating the crap out of Silky! Apparently he and Vatican 2 podiatrist "Peter" had struck a prostitution deal involving San Francisco. Penne......Read the rest...

... Gus got all of those who were allowed to attend and "available" settled in around his big oak table. He even put in an extra leaf to accomodate, so there was enough space to keep fro......Read the rest...

... When the Chinese lady was finished weighing Gus, he picked up his backpack and followed her to the back alley. "Restaurant is full of stupid Americans", she taunted, and sat him ......Read the rest...

... OFFENSIVE !! Gus Ferenski had a problem. It was a beautiful day outside. The rebel sun gazing down like a peeping Tom. The factory air, fresh and clean as a San Francisco hippie. The l......Read the rest...

... It’s Sure not Miss Daisy Drivin’ Ivan The Over-Achiever Be more Igor Big Eater Guy Piggy Iggy The Straw Man Flaxen Jackson Street Smart Joseph Knows stuff Serial ki......Read the rest...

...God Save the King! So echoed round the village halls, the pubs, the streets the day our Charlie Prince was crowned. Homes decked with bunting, cake, and treats. We celebrated with a rave, o......Read the rest...

...Midnight Hauntings Of Old Man Turner's House Daylight's silver fingers haunt the old home Ghosts stay there haunting and at night they roam So eerie when they together loud moan And spill war......Read the rest...

...I'm a sad flower A beautiful mess A flawed human I guess But I'm doing my best To not ruin your expectations First it was Elepe and fun Then GAA and pun Now the fun and pun are gone There was......Read the rest...

...Has God ever sang to you the song that was in His heart That song you'll always remember and played a certain part of your life so vividly it's never to depart But always says remember He gave......Read the rest...

...Oft’ the person remembered by a song. Short trip to the base, in the come along. Don’t know much about the driver, (We were bound with military fiber…) but the cool-cassette-high in t......Read the rest...

...Joe Bonamassa is famous for more than just guitar skills. but as for the lovely array of ancient antiques, His "Nerdville" house is filled with tools and artifacts. Joe Bonamassa han......Read the rest...

...Guys have been praising Jenny Bent on marrying poor Lenny At hill tops "I love Lenny, Whose bank account reads Penny!" Not that he has not any But women gasp for many And Jenny's needs damned......Read the rest...