Short Kenny Poems
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Skully cap
And full
Of crap
But he’s my friend
And I love him
Maybe someday
He’ll have money
But who knows
When it’ll be
Kenny loved sandwiches of spam
His Mother would rather eat ham
His Dad loved salami
His sister was barmy
And only ate bread butter and jam
My man Kenny breezed through five marriages
Certainly not unscathed but with a few blemishes
They certainly cost him
Much to his chagrin
But to me he's still a big star with lots to cherish
Guys have been praising Jenny
Bent on marrying poor Lenny
At hill tops "I love Lenny,
Whose bank account reads Penny!"
Not that he has not any
But women gasp for many
And Jenny's needs damned many
Still rejected Rich Kenny,
Who himself hates a Nanny:
Wedding one thinks uncanny.
(This is a fictional poem)
I loved watching South Park on weekday nights.
But my cousin caused me not to be able to watch it and we got in a fight.
He smashed the TV screen and I had to pick up the glass.
When I got done, I kicked his ass.
I liked watching Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle.
My cousin will be in the hospital for awhile.
Form:
We stare into the pit as
the pendulum slices
another bit
and there's less of you
now
than there ever was.
Oz isn't real
and
if you believed all the spiel
that it was,
tough.
No
medals for trying
but lots for the dead
are you dying to join them?
and
somebody said,
"it's a man's life"
my wife
doesn't think so and
she lets me know so.
and everything goes slow.
as
I hibernate and wait out the winter,
Kenny I don't know why I get so crazed
sometimes some things just become a haze
I wish I could see myself the way you see me
then all my insecurities could be set free
your my angel sent from my heavens above
that I cherish so dearly like an eagle or dove
your passion released me of all my chains
and gave me love to where ones heart would never strain
I just want you to know that I will love you forever
through all the pain and stormy weather!