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It happened again this afternoon A lady requested my autograph Mistaking me for Kenny Rogers Sure gave me a great big laugh If only I had Kenny's money I'd be chuckling all the way to the bank Right now I'm avoiding all my creditors My bank account's coming up blank Perhaps I'll become a male prostitute An easy way to make a few bucks Still look pretty good for a dude my age Though I sometimes waddle like a duck But perhaps that's not for this old guy My morals are quite high you know It's extremely rare when I'm at the beach For any of my white bits to show Guess I'll continue this sneaky charade Sign Kenny on my restaurant checks Why not, I might as well take advantage Of our amazing similarities, by heck!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Date: 1/2/2019 7:50:00 PM
Just don't let Kenny catch you. Wonderfully charming poem.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/2/2019 7:59:00 PM
We're on a first name basis... NOT!!! LOL Lovesies, Happy Jack XOX
Date: 1/1/2019 7:51:00 AM
Giggles, I can see the resemblance ;) xomo <3
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/1/2019 8:09:00 AM
It's the luscious white beard, methinks! If you'd like, I'll send you my autograph! LOL Lovesies, Happy Jackers!!! XOX