Hoo Ha Poems - Poems about Hoo Ha

...Dickens Christmas carol revisited by nicked saint Frigidaire - from upper atmosphere hammering and whipsawing debris ferociously with an angry flare, cuz mother nature - fed up to here (re: ......Read the rest...

...We placed a pine box casket on a sawhorse table. There weren’t but little notice, did as best we able. I watched the flowers wilting in the heat of August. It seemed a shameful squander given what......Read the rest...

...Baloney, bumfuzzle, fiddledeedee Taradiddle, gardyloo, snickersnee Gobbledygook, gardyloo, tickle me, Hullabaloo, cattywampus hogwash hoo-ha Claptrap, collywobbles ballyhoo brouhaha! ~......Read the rest...

...There once was dude named Vance Who walked around town with no pants Caught a chill down below Stood erect, and then froze Old Vance needed a Hoo Haa transplant......Read the rest...

...Reverend Dr. Margret A. O'Neall Developmental Minister Unitarian Universalist Church situated in Cherry Hill, New Jersey, whereat every Sunday morning, I Matthew Scott Harris) blessedly zoom v......Read the rest...

...As par and parcel of being alive wire impossible aye to maintain totally tubularly literarily celibate by and bye with parochial restraint antiseptic dry as dust poetic refrains a......Read the rest...

...D'ya know what flips my flipper? yup! you guessed, a bevy of beauties hanging on to my body parts uh, massaging my cheeks (oops, sorry) uh, massaging my extension (oops, again) ......Read the rest...

...Plucky, we see the pond With dervish eyes we bond Dive in the great beyond And ooh la la He thinks she’s quite a dish Handsome’s her one true wish Into the sheets they swish Wit......Read the rest...

...Way back before this baby boomer waz astute countless decades before aye became long in the tooth, and also prior tomb ma sporting dentures to boot fond memories rush more than so far back envisi......Read the rest...

...Coffee hot, coffee cold, doesn't matter I am sold Ain't nuttin' yummier, cept a filly unclothed Now whoa, hold on a jiff Did you say a sexy young dish Stroking my hoo ha getting me starte......Read the rest...

...Hoo Ha or pee pee Trouser or skirt Football or Barbie What can it hurt Pink or blue Stiletto or flat Pantie or brief Where are you at? Sugar and spice Snips and snails Flip it over A......Read the rest...

...There once was an old dude, quite a prude Never drank never smoked up, never crude Till one fine day A girlie did play With his hoo ha, sure changed the old dude's mood! © Jack Ellison......Read the rest...

...Endangered Species This one is true No tongue-in-cheek wink The poor Hoo-ha crab Is becoming extinct They say that the women Trimmin’ today Have left the poor Hoo-ha crab No place to stay They need ......Read the rest...

...Don't know about you but I love to sneeze A good one will bring me down to my knees Blasting my head right off of my neck A feeling that makes me an absolute wreck Shivering on down to my little ol......Read the rest...

...Wise owl at his post "hoo, ha, hoo...hoo, hoo, hoo, hooooo" thus he gives a hoot!......Read the rest...