I Love To Sneeze

Don't know about you but I love to sneeze A good one will bring me down to my knees Blasting my head right off of my neck A feeling that makes me an absolute wreck Shivering on down to my little ole toes You certainly must know how that all goes Feels so damn sexy I might hasten to add A sensation that drives me totally mad Sure rather sneeze than peel potatoes Prefer sneezing to playing with Play-Doh Nicer than poking a sharp stick in my eye Not quite as painful as a dart in my thigh Imagine your hoo-ha being caught in a vice Can't be very pleasant, sure can't be nice Wanna sneeze till I'm rolling on the floor Gimme that feeling, want more, more, more But don't tell my friends I beg of you please Kinda embarrassed about loving to sneeze © Jack Ellison 2012