I Love To Sneeze

Don't know about you but I love to sneeze
A good one will bring me down to my knees

Blasting my head right off of my neck
A feeling that makes me an absolute wreck

Shivering on down to my little ole toes
You certainly must know how that all goes

Feels so damn sexy I might hasten to add
A sensation that drives me totally mad

Sure rather sneeze than peel potatoes
Prefer sneezing to playing with Play-Doh

Nicer than poking a sharp stick in my eye
Not quite as painful as a dart in my thigh

Imagine your hoo-ha being caught in a vice
Can't be very pleasant, sure can't be nice

Wanna sneeze till I'm rolling on the floor
Gimme that feeling, want more, more, more

But don't tell my friends I beg of you please
Kinda embarrassed about loving to sneeze

© Jack Ellison 2012

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012



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Date: 9/18/2020 11:23:00 AM
Such a silly silly poem. Very funny one. (: always, Laura
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/20/2020 5:33:00 AM
Yup... a silly man created it! LOL
Date: 12/6/2012 8:22:00 AM
hello, loved it. now every time I sneeze, my daughter sings your lines.....love Mehnaz
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/6/2012 7:44:00 PM
LOL Happy for you my friend! Thanks for dropping by with your comments... cheers, Jack
Date: 11/28/2012 11:34:00 AM
Ha ha ha, this one is so funny my friend, oh I so loved this wondrous write very much my friend! Jack you have tickled my funny bone completely and brought to me much humor! I loved this delightful and fabulous poem here this afternoon! What a fun piece, Great Work!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/29/2012 5:11:00 AM
WOW! What a great review of my silly poem, Russell! A great big thank you... glad you enjoyed my silliness! Best wishes, Jack
Date: 11/28/2012 10:33:00 AM
I see you've been drinking that joy juice again...Snicker... Haven't you...
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/29/2012 5:09:00 AM
I do not partake of that evil stuff! LOL I get high enough on life without it! Love ya!
Date: 11/28/2012 9:41:00 AM
So...your snoz is pleased to sneeze...sounds like Dr. Seuss could go wild with this one! Please don't sneeze your head off-we need your chuckles every morning;)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/29/2012 5:07:00 AM
Sure glad to see your name pop up again Susan... have missed you! Dr. Seuss and I go way back! LOL Big hugs and much love, Jack
Date: 11/28/2012 9:17:00 AM
Jack, I keep getting told off because I sneeze so loud...glass rings in the house he he he...David
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/28/2012 9:24:00 AM
I've actually blown holes in walls with mine!!!
Date: 11/28/2012 8:39:00 AM
Your secret is safe with me. I dabbled in some humor myself this morning.
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 11/28/2012 9:00:00 AM
You to Jack!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/28/2012 8:46:00 AM
I will mosey on over and check it out, Mr. West Coast Richard! Have a happy sunshiny day!
Date: 11/28/2012 6:39:00 AM
Be careful with your "dear sneeze" Jack. - I knew a man who died of a sneeze, and it is absolutely true. - A sneeze is a big burden on your heart! - Funny and happy poems Jack. - I wish you a nice day WITHOUT sneezing. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/28/2012 6:56:00 AM
"knew a man who died of a sneeze"... WOW, what a way to go! LOL Thanks for the warning though! Happy Wednesday! Love and hugs, Jack xox
Date: 11/28/2012 4:29:00 AM
Very enjoyable humorous write here Jack. Just what kind of decibels ring out when you sneeze / Do you wake up your neighbors / Is it heard overseas. Your poems are so much fun to read. You are a very witty poet.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/28/2012 4:42:00 AM
Not sure about the decibels but during the second world war, my sneezes set of the air raid sirens!!! LOL Thanks Jon for your very kind words... have a super great day!
Date: 11/28/2012 4:24:00 AM
I sneeze every day, it seems like. Don't mind them. Do you sneeze more than one at a time? Lol, just wonder. Happy sneezing. Love ya, Toquyen
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/28/2012 4:38:00 AM
Seems I always sneeze in threes... hey, very poetic! Good morning Toquyen... hope your day is a good one! LOve Jack xox
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