The Prude

There once was an old dude, quite a prude
Never drank never smoked up, never crude
Till one fine day
A girlie did play
With his hoo ha, sure changed the old dude's mood!

© Jack Ellison 2013

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Donna Jones

December 2, 2013 at 7:00 PM

Hey I always thought the way to a mans heart was by way of his stomach...now I know to look for that hoo ha!. Very cute..

Jack Ellison

December 2, 2013 at 7:58 PM

My hoo ha is lower down! LOL Love ya dearest Donna! Smooooooooch! XOXOXOXOXOX

Russell Sivey

November 28, 2013 at 11:09 PM

Hmmm, his hoo ha huh? I'm sure he was in heaven! I really loved reading this immensely wondrous write my friend! You have surprised me yet again with the funny poem! enjoyed this illustrious piece this evening! What an outstanding poem, Great Work!!

Jack Ellison

November 29, 2013 at 7:48 AM

The old guy's being naughty again! LOL

David Fisher

November 28, 2013 at 7:32 PM

this one hit the nail right on the hoo ha, (not sure if that makes sense)

Jack Ellison

November 28, 2013 at 7:49 PM

Makes sense to me... pretty sure others understood too! LOL

Carol Eastman

November 28, 2013 at 6:05 PM

Oh... No! No! No!... I am not going to read this one to Dragon... and am NOT going to make a comment!... UH... Guess I already did... You sneaky varmint... Got me pegged... I'm too nosy not to read them... And too stuck on ending every thing with a comment... You got me there... I'm beginning to act like Dragon... Ummm... That DOES worry me... a little...LOL

Jack Ellison

November 28, 2013 at 7:10 PM

BTW What is a "hoo ha"??? Do you know? Heard it once so I used it... just curious! Love and hugs, Jack xox

Delysia Hendricks

November 28, 2013 at 3:38 PM

Wot a hoo ha may be? Me don't no dese tings. Hey, you rascal, you. Hahaha. Thanks for the laugh, Santa. Just what the doctor ordered. Huggies and kissies. Licia :-)

Jack Ellison

November 28, 2013 at 4:29 PM

You is jazzin' me dear Licia!!! You know... what men have down there... some are big, some are small... mine just happens to be very large! Talkin' about shoe sizes... right? Love and big warm huggles, Santa xox

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