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Short Hoo Ha Poems

Short Hoo Ha Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Hoo Ha by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Hoo Ha by length and keyword.


Haik-Hoot
Wise owl at his post
"hoo, ha, hoo...hoo, hoo, hoo, hooooo"
thus he gives a hoot!...

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Categories: hoo ha, animals, children, funny, life, music, nature, peace,
Form: Haiku



Premium Member A Hoo Ha Transplant
There once was dude named Vance Who walked around town with no pants Caught a chill down below Stood erect, and then froze Old Vance needed a Hoo Haa transplant
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Categories: hoo ha, miracle,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Prude
There once was an old dude, quite a prude Never drank never smoked up, never crude Till one fine day A girlie did play With his hoo ha, sure changed the old dude's mood! © Jack Ellison 2013
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Categories: hoo ha, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Stroking
Coffee hot, coffee cold, doesn't matter I am sold Ain't nuttin' yummier, cept a filly unclothed Now whoa, hold on a jiff Did you say a sexy young dish Stroking my hoo ha getting me started on the road
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Categories: hoo ha, cute love,
Form: Limerick
Bunkum
Baloney, bumfuzzle, fiddledeedee
Taradiddle, gardyloo, snickersnee
Gobbledygook, gardyloo, tickle me,
Hullabaloo, cattywampus hogwash hoo-ha
Claptrap, collywobbles ballyhoo brouhaha!



~A Brian Strand 4 or 5 line contest....

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Categories: hoo ha, funny,
Form: Rhyme




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