Endangered Species

Endangered Species This one is true No tongue-in-cheek wink The poor Hoo-ha crab Is becoming extinct They say that the women Trimmin’ today Have left the poor Hoo-ha crab No place to stay They need warmth and protection From a natural forest Or they’ll soon go the way Of the late Brontosaurus The poor Hoo-ha crabs Will never do well Till women revert And go au-nat-chur-el Crabs want to go back To when women were lax No pruning of landscapes No Brazilian wax A time when the Hoo-ha crab Multiplied fast A time for the Hoo-ha crab Now in the past And before you jump on me I know that it’s true A guy can get Hoo-ha crabs Just as easy as you For men now have taken to Manscapes and trimmin’ At the whim and the pleasure Of Hoo-ha trimmed women Note: Doctors now say Hoo-ha crab incident Has drastically dropped About 80 percent