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A Hoo Ha Transplant

There once was dude named Vance Who walked around town with no pants Caught a chill down below Stood erect, and then froze Old Vance needed a Hoo Haa transplant

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Date: 2/11/2021 6:01:00 AM
Oh this is hilarious! Dude, keep your pants on...your icicles are breaking.
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Date: 2/11/2021 5:43:00 AM
Did his icicle snap off ouch. Good day Jack Tom
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/11/2021 7:02:00 AM
A very delicate subject I must admit... it's a matter for the minister of the interior!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 2/11/2021 6:01:00 AM
LOL, Tom, obviously I had the same thought!

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