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Hoo Ha Poems - Poems about Hoo Ha

Premium Member One Fifty Two Shades of White
...Choosing which shade of white, drives most people up the wall. There's at least 152 shades of white to choose from. Despite being well: "Just White" It's the subtle hue, blah blah, hubris ......

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Categories: hoo ha, color, home,
Form: Free verse
Me very late mum, a funereal day
...Me very late mum, a funereal day... courtesy latitudinarian, nonestablishmentarian, sexagenarian, and Unitarian son and modest mastermind maven maverick. Another anniversary of her death occ......

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Categories: hoo ha, absence, age, america, anniversary,
Form: Rhyme



Dickens Christmas Carol Revisited By Nicked Saint
...Dickens Christmas carol revisited by nicked saint Frigidaire - from upper atmosphere hammering and whipsawing debris ferociously with an angry flare, cuz mother nature - fed up to here (re: ......

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Categories: hoo ha, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Wake
...We placed a pine box casket on a sawhorse table. There weren’t but little notice, did as best we able. I watched the flowers wilting in the heat of August. It seemed a shameful squander given what......

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Categories: hoo ha, allegory, irony,
Form: Epitaph
Bunkum
...Baloney, bumfuzzle, fiddledeedee Taradiddle, gardyloo, snickersnee Gobbledygook, gardyloo, tickle me, Hullabaloo, cattywampus hogwash hoo-ha Claptrap, collywobbles ballyhoo brouhaha! ~......

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Categories: hoo ha, funny,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member A Hoo Ha Transplant
...There once was dude named Vance Who walked around town with no pants Caught a chill down below Stood erect, and then froze Old Vance needed a Hoo Haa transplant......

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Categories: hoo ha, miracle,
Form: Limerick
Reverend Dr Margret a O Neill Developmental Minister
...Reverend Dr. Margret A. O'Neall Developmental Minister Unitarian Universalist Church situated in Cherry Hill, New Jersey, whereat every Sunday morning, I Matthew Scott Harris) blessedly zoom v......

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Categories: hoo ha, angel, appreciation, family, giving,
Form: Free verse
Just Shy O the Concupiscent Cusp
...As par and parcel of being alive wire impossible aye to maintain totally tubularly literarily celibate by and bye with parochial restraint antiseptic dry as dust poetic refrains a......

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Categories: hoo ha, 10th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Massaging My Extension
...D'ya know what flips my flipper? yup! you guessed, a bevy of beauties hanging on to my body parts uh, massaging my cheeks (oops, sorry) uh, massaging my extension (oops, again) ......

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Categories: hoo ha, surreal,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Violette Poem - Ooh La La
...Plucky, we see the pond With dervish eyes we bond Dive in the great beyond And ooh la la He thinks she’s quite a dish Handsome’s her one true wish Into the sheets they swish Wit......

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Categories: hoo ha, love,
Form: I do not know?
Me Late Mum, a Holly Day Mastermind Maven Maverick
...Way back before this baby boomer waz astute countless decades before aye became long in the tooth, and also prior tomb ma sporting dentures to boot fond memories rush more than so far back envisi......

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Categories: hoo ha, age, angel, childhood, christmas,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Stroking
...Coffee hot, coffee cold, doesn't matter I am sold Ain't nuttin' yummier, cept a filly unclothed Now whoa, hold on a jiff Did you say a sexy young dish Stroking my hoo ha getting me starte......

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Categories: hoo ha, cute love,
Form: Limerick
The Gender Construct
...Hoo Ha or pee pee Trouser or skirt Football or Barbie What can it hurt Pink or blue Stiletto or flat Pantie or brief Where are you at? Sugar and spice Snips and snails Flip it over A......

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Categories: hoo ha, humor,
Form: Rhyme
The Wine and I
...The wine & I Poem Lionel Derbyshire Hoo-ha !! cheers The wine and I tonight A racket we will clamor Talk is cheap .. hic WINE: “I am Chardonay Was once a fruit on a vine Now I am a dry w......

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Categories: hoo ha, allusion, best friend, cheer
Form: ABC
Premium Member The Prude
...There once was an old dude, quite a prude Never drank never smoked up, never crude Till one fine day A girlie did play With his hoo ha, sure changed the old dude's mood! © Jack Ellison......

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Categories: hoo ha, humorous,
Form: Limerick

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