Funny Home Poems

The first thing she saw when she opened her eyes
is his beautiful smile , as she sits up and tries
but the doctor says ' no,...

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     Funny how a room dies

        First it’s off to college
   ...

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I saw god near a pawnshop today: 

He had a crack pipe and 
a crooked smile. 

When he asked me for 
a quarter, I gave...

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I took my new friend from Mars,
to the store not to the bars.
He was accompanied by his little green dog,
many thought he was a funny...

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Picture of Little Oreo’s arrival

I can’t believe you bring so much love and mischief
You were carried in by a stork
Too much wait for your arrival
Now...

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Inspired by... All those houses that long to be homes again. 

For our house to become a home forever 
By Michelle Morris 
20/08/2024

I walk through...

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Although retired and glad to be "job free"
I've still places to go, things to do, people to see...

When I get back home the first 'Order...

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I'm retired and live in a small, mobile home,
about 5600 miles from the outskirts of Rome,
about 7200 miles from the waters of the Ganges,
and about...

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My heart and mind don't align
I yearn for dreams to yield but vegetate
Putting off things for the very next day
My willpower is always at its...

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A quick pre-Halloween poem to capture a creepy funeral home scene. 
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T’was the night before Halloween, the funeral home quiet.
All the tables were taken, like...

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Sometimes I find myself inside
A mind of happy man
Who does everything all right
Much better than I can
He has a house by the sea
Breathing coastline air
There...

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Asleep in the bottom drawer
A place I now call home
I hear a voice call my name
"Sockie, Sockie" where are you 

I am here
I seem to...

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My dad built a house on a hill. How exciting to climb to the tippy-top then look down upon the roof, and dog home, the...

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“Wandering through empty and crowded streets with no destination in sight and sleeping under the sky with the fire burning inside was my life, the...

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Aqua blue sled
Thumpity thump thump thump
Children laugh with glee

Thank heavens for air conditioning 
Bumpity bump bump bump
Wheeeee!

Mom mirrors masterpiece The Scream
Declares, “This shall not be...

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