we are at a fat women of the world meeting in NYC
the others have as much weight to take off as me
I am comfortable with these heifers immediately
Bet most of them can beat my two hundred and three
If I lost twenty pounds one told us
I could outrun my grandson little gus
If I lost forty pounds, I would be at my wedding weight
Said an old lady who lied and said her name was Kate
If I lost a hundred and fifty pounds
I would be happy as both of my large hounds
I threw this out of my mouth before I thought a bit
The rest of them laughed as if I had an enormous wit
Oh you blind..And willfull Nation.! Who stand on the very ground, of your acts.!
You took the living son of The One God
And 'slaughtered Him as foretold!'
He of the ' copper coloured hair' a likeness
Of the calf..With no worldly offspring
As the heifers, you hold are.' Caphias said
It is better for One to die for the Nation than
The Nation to perish.' You purchased His
Earthly life with silver.' The metal that is used in pagan ceremony, that shows its glint by 'moon and stars' You have treated the sacrifice that you ( accredited !) By all
Your acts.! And you will find no true peace
GO THEN.!!! Annoint the anti-christ bow before him and taste of his mercy..It will be a bitterness to your marrow, and gall to your
Very souls.' You display you pagan credentials daily..' in obscene and perverted acts in the sight of God and humanity.' Repent and accept the life of Christ, turn from the evil you pursue, and be part of Gods people.'
they fell in love like only bovines can do
had a huge party down by the cattle auction loo
the dance was attended by heifers, and steers too
there was a lot of bull, said my cousin Nancy Sue
There is no pace anymore; time is picking up speed.
One day a mustard seed-the next a sky tree.
Nest generations offering songs to the breeze.
Space /time is bending around a rib of infinity.
A cluster of red heifers is being prepared.
Elements for the third temple are mixing.
The loom of life is weaving the second coming.
Something sublime and biblical seems to be happening
Most of it probably won't be very pretty.
Speed is the offspring of time and space.
The veil is being pulled away from great mysteries.
It wouldn't hurt to say a prayer-just in case
Even though we only half believe.
God is an all-in deity.
For certain, time is picking up speed.
Alignment of ancient prophecies.
The matrix is thinning.
Frighteningly beautiful things unveiling.
Bleaching the grime from the cracks in the soul.
Are you ready?
You decided to abstain your vote for or against Israel, United States. You stabbed your ally in the back.
You know that we are the only ones who stand with Israel (who was attacked over Red Heifers and the right to rebuild their own Temple in their own Land).
You know that a non veto is a stand with the world against Israel.
Paraphrase_"and I will make Jersualem a cup of trembling and a burdensome stone, and whomever shall bother themselves with it shall be cut to pieces...although that the entire World stands against it.
The whole World is about to be fractured and go into derision and deception, with wars, rumors of wars, famine, pestilence and Death.
April 8 is your signal, for the uocoming period like no other and shall never be again.
Riguel Meese
287 Limousin Drive
Cattle City, Ribeye
00280
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Deer Serve,
I recently saw Saddles teaks
at the Market. Noun I think
these things were wrong with it.
Aint have no Wiffyoursista or
nothing. Ya'll no better than that!
And Broth or. I tell ya: ya'll no
better than that! And why those
heifers protesting the usage of
leather
in coats when it's cold. Y'all no better
that that. A long horn Steer!
A beliguim Blue
New York strips
and the Jersey's does too!
And where is the Cow
Palace. Do they serve steaks there?
Bife or beef.
Stable, down pasture there.
He aint noFlank, you think he's
a flank. Moo this man! Moo this!
Alage green, Change water.
_______________________________
Sent Steerly Yours
Angus Angus Cow
"Alfalfa Eater"
Up in the front
They fight and gather
Yip yapping
'Bout the chickens dirty feathers
If you come round back
You can see the behind
But even if facts were presented
They would never find
...fault
Every new member
Tries to locate their spot
But the heifers protest
'Bout what they ain't got
Sun shinning brightly
Pond calling for cool rest
The mature ones are in
While heifers decide the best
...guide
Written by Trudy Schrader on 12-17-2022
Poured a wee dram for my friend Farmer Fred.
He just kept on shaking his head.
What’s with the head I inquired of Fred?
Sit down laddie for ya might just swoon,
When I tell ya what happened to me this very afternoon.
Whilst selling my wares down at the fair,
A lovely young lass with a head of red hair,
Wandered up and gives the wares a stare.
I greeted her in my customary way.
Good afternoon lassie you look lovely today,
Might I help you in some particular way?
Now she looks up and gives me a scowl.
I judged her humor t’was a bit fowl.
I thought I might brighten her day
With a grand compliment paid.
Lassie your hair is both beautiful and grand.
Then her scowl scrammed, and she began to howl.
Called me all manner of beast and pariah.
Her face turned red as if it were on fire.
Minutes passed before her tirade did expire.
Made me regret the cordial things I had said.
I sincerely hope that lassie is never wed.
Ill tempered heifers should never be bred!
Drunken fairies flutter by hedges,
Friesian heifers graze grass to the edges
Of fields where tufts of meadow grass grow,
Smothering weeds and roots below.
Fragrant, warm breezes usher in the Spring,
As flowers awake with faces glowing.
Newly arrived birds bring the songs they sing.
My eyes and ears, see and hear Spring growing.
The farmer's mares and heifers, drop their young,
As he surveys big fields he now must sew.
He tastes sweet Nature's gifts upon his tongue
And feels the riches in his pocket, grow.
The sunshine, growing warmer every day,
Has opened buds on each and every tree.
Spring's driven winter's doldrums quite away.
My open arms start holding Spring to me.
In welcoming Spring, each bird sings his song.
I find my voice and gladly sing along.
Written: 2/24/21
Day Washing
The washing neatly hung o'er outside lines
expose to sun
plus ample
zephyrs
whiffs
~0~
thrifts
heifers
less ample
appose begun
their brainwashing among pour about lines
10, 4, 3, 2, 1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 10
.
2020 November 15
*2nd Place*
Double Tetractys 6
~~Eve Roper
Picture #1
Farmer Frank
raises redickilous
alliterative animals at
Farmer Frank's
Furry, Feathery Funny Farm:
Comedical Cows
Daffious Donkeys
Punnious Pigs
Tongue-in-cheeky Turkeys
Chortifiable Chickens
Showoffitty Sheep
Buffoonic Bulls
Offbeaten Ostriches
Goofian Goats
Hilaric Horses
Slapstickitty Steer
Riotful Roosters
Laughening Llamas
Howlinious Hounddogs
Cartoonic Cattle
Rip-Roarable Rabbits
Hoomerous Hoot Owls
Looniful Lambs
Hysteric Heifers, and of course...
Yakkity Yaks.
Don't talk back!
written 24 Aug 2020
Can campy cavorting canines cajole curious cats?
Bickering birdbrains boast between bogeyman’s bats….
Honorably heavenly heifers heighten historical hats,
Manageable Mandarin manatees make moody Michigan maps.
Neutralizing Nebraskans needing normal noontime naps.
Flamboyantly flipping fleshy flannel flea-flipping flatfish flaps.
Can campy cavorting canines cajole curious cats?
Hauling huge heifers to High Heavens
Seems somewhat simple but not heaven sent
Because bulls’ brides can be back-breaking...
Welcome to Wycombe! Smell heavenly scent!
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A Twist my Tongue Contest
Hosted by Nina Parmenter
© 16th January 2020
Half wits spouting half-measures,
never fully investing
in the future of
flesh-and-blood commodity —
You and me
Air head bottlenecks
spewing half-hearted promises,
full belly lies
Bloated heifers udder scam skim siphoning
our children’s milk money empty
Half mast, drunken pirate eyepatch guides
vomit heave half-pint integrity
Taking morally challenged parrot plebs
on a suicide,
Styx River reprobate ride
The hidden cost,
those Tasmanian half-breeds
always hide
But full disclosure
can keep the safety hatch portal
partially open for only so long
It’s truly sad ...
When a full deck of divided people
got half a mind to follow
what’s royal toilet flush wrong
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