fat women of the world meeting
we are at a fat women of the world meeting in NYC
the others have as much weight to take off as me
I am comfortable with these heifers immediately
Bet most of them can beat my two hundred and three
If I lost twenty pounds one told us
I could outrun my grandson little gus
If I lost forty pounds, I would be at my wedding weight
Said an old lady who lied and said her name was Kate
If I lost a hundred and fifty pounds
I would be happy as both of my large hounds
I threw this out of my mouth before I thought a bit
The rest of them laughed as if I had an enormous wit
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