First Date Poems - Poems about First Date

Good Advice

“Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.”
? William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor

Good advice-especially on the first date

To all the girls I loved before

To all the girls I loved before,
who couldn't wait to whisk me out the door ~
who, after a single, attempted kiss
exclaimed, "Oh please, no more of this!"
Please know, je t'aime encore!

The First Date

Let us momentarily contemplate
The discourse on the very first date

Adam: Father You've been busy lo' these six days
          Would it be too much to ask for a help mate?

(From a rib Eve became my wife
Then ribbed me for the rest of my life)

Eve: Oh Adam !

After the First Date Waiting at the Door

Softly, falling snowflakes dance around us, a whimsical trance subtle scents of winter's breath mingling with the promise of new life's depth — with our eyes locked, chests beating as one, the world around us a hazy vision spun, fingers interlace, a tender silent tongue, nervous mamihlapinatapai — die cast roll as we both lean

First Date at the Melodee Drive-In

"I am no more witch than you are; and if you take away my life, God will give you blood to drink." —Sarah Good, July 19, 1692, before her execution during the Salem witch trials


I tell myself it's an accident, hurting this man, making him bleed. The Impala is hot; I’m sixteen. It’s 1989, and

First Date

What an awesome night
Fall in love for the first time
Retro bar meetup.

Teen Earth Angel

Teen Earth Angel:Collaboration:Panagiota Romios and Beryl Edmonds


                                 Teen Earth Angel

The warm, bubbling, thrills of my cherished first date
So innocent, so sparkling soft, is

Spouse Cannot Forget Mine Suppressed Flatulence Upon Our First Date

Spouse cannot forget mine suppressed flatulence upon our first date

While yours truly sat here 
at the desk housing MacBook Pro,
pondering his next idée fixe apropos
for gamut of anonymous readers,
he unexpectedly, noisily and effectually
exploded out rear end;
perhaps ye heard or felt 
the ground beneath your feet tremble;
the missus didst not stir in her sleep
yesterday (May 29th,

Spending So Much Money On My First Date

[An Old Poem/the poem is not about money but about being foolish]

Spending so much money on our first date
This was ridiculous
I was hoping we could be victorious in our endeavour
But our relationship went nowhere very fast

Let the brothers learn
We often must discern and 
Not let our lust dictate our pocket!

I placed the food on the

Our First Date

The candles burned bright
in the dark starry night
the wind was a warm summer's breeze
blowing through the trees
this night was special because it was our first date
and so far it was going great
we sat on the red and white checkered blanket
I finally experienced love firsthand
Now I understand
So I reached for his hand
then he turned towards me

First Date

Glennie went excitedly dating Ted
Leaving her chaperon she went ahead
Wearing nice shoes kept for years
But torn out like rotten gears
So, she’d her first date and dance barefooted


Nov. 6, 2022     9.50am





Lesson: Never wear again a pair of shoes kept/unused for 1-3 years.

Written poem inspired by a related true experience of mine just

The First Date

At first sight in love with this man she fell,
on the first date she’d be out of her shell. 
He came floating with a rose,
sat beside her very close. 
Fish smell of his socks struck, she groaned, ‘it’s hell’.

_______________

November 5, 2022
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first date

my girlfriends dad is so nice

sold me a canoe half price

but on our first date

we got home quite late

saved by flotation device.

First Date With Leona Green

We'd so much in common, that was clear from the start,
A match made in heaven, like a chessboard and a dart.
Just that we seem to live two different lives...
The things I love, it seems, Leona Green never loves.

She said she loves Batman movies, and the new one's amazing!
I said it's cool, I also love it's

First Date Motto

 Don’t touch my heart, don’t touch my lips, 
Don’t touch my soul, don’t touch my hips,
Leave my body parts alone -
Rather touch my funny bone! 
If you can crack me up and cheer,
Chance for a romance starts from here. 

March 27, 2022

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