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Fat Chance Poems - Poems about Fat Chance

Premium Member STATUE OF LIBERTY BOW OUT
...Let me get out of New York Bags are packed Deportation fact It’s time to leave People of New York, don’t be deceived I stood for come and all It now is no more Leaving the New York City shore ......

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Categories: fat chance, anger, anti bullying, art,
Form: Free verse
Filched formerly anatomical slender man me! Thus I take a pot belly stance!
...Filched formerly anatomical slender man - me! Thus I take a pot belly stance! Absolute zero escape velocity gutted dance sing days (contra and square), cuz metabolic full abundance abdominal a......

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Categories: fat chance, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse



Spirit and sponsor sane sexagenarian scribe and his spouse to a Utopian country
...Spirit and sponsor sane sexagenarian scribe (and his spouse) to a Utopian country He seeks (in tandem with the missus) legal asylum in Canada... New Brunswick, Newfoundland, Nova Scotia, et c......

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Categories: fat chance, america, angst, anxiety, betrayal,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member De-nazi-fication
...eugen schwab don't blab..!! fat chance; that checkers dont cheat.' Facts stand, acid test.!......

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Categories: fat chance, assonance, freedom,
Form: Haiku
Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top
...Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top... spry buck analogous to energizing bunny jump/kickstarted procreation ruckus. Home on the range cacophony quite absurd PlayBoy Bunny herd and f......

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Categories: fat chance, 12th grade, adventure, america,
Form: Rhyme



Hawk Eye and Joni
...Hawk eye and Joni taught me to dance The dance of the shaking keys Different status's same margins of collar and trance Hawk eye and Joni taught me to dance Real still time to trim crime fat ch......

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Categories: fat chance, appreciation, dance, thank you,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Lightning Striking the Same Place Twice
...very scary lightning striking strikes twice? no dice same place? don't brace perchance? fat chance no way, jose. Date written: 06/12/2023......

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Categories: fat chance, fun, humor, word play,
Form: Footle
Ongepatshket Torqued Skewed Reflection
...Ongepatshket torqued skewed reflection drawn courtesy lots of byte size chalk. When e'er I summon fat chance to empower me self with courage and steal a passing glance in the mirror then in......

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Categories: fat chance, 12th grade, adventure, america,
Form: Rhyme
More Irony
...old man dreams of lost youth fat chance......

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Categories: fat chance, age, america, angst,
Form: Senryu
Harold the Hugh Hefner Carrot Top Buck
...Harold the Hugh Hefner carrot top buck Ruled his hare'm nsync with trumpeting Donald Duck, (loud enough to arouse Daisy), the former cartoon character, a pensive searing black kind Roebuck h......

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Categories: fat chance, adventure, age, appreciation, business,
Form: Rhyme
Dreams
...Young singer dreams of fame fat chance......

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Categories: fat chance, angst,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Is Youth Wasted On the Young
...Is Youth Wasted on the Young? You think youth’s wasted on the young? My friend, you won’t hear that from me! Youth’s life’s experiment with living (think ‘a cosmic ‘Soup d......

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Categories: fat chance, faith, science,
Form: Rhyme
Filched Physiognomy Mine Revisited
...Filched Physiognomy – Mine revisited! Absolute zero escape velocity guts dance sing days (contra and square), cuz metabolic full abundance abdominal adipose tissue acceptance not in accordanc......

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Categories: fat chance, absence, addiction, age, angst,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Finding Her Doll Sarah
...Martha’s doll, Sarah, was confiscated years ago. She always suspected her brother, Larry. He emphatically denied taking Sarah. After their parents’ deaths, thirty years later…. She discovered Sar......

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Categories: fat chance, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Narrative
A Gift
...Courier arrived today, Doorstep gift in the usual way, Nothing better than this, Inhale wool to craft and knit, It's about textures and threads, No wool is what I dread, "Fat chance!' is what t......

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Categories: fat chance, appreciation, creation, hilarious,
Form: Free verse

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