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Fat Chance Poems - Poems about Fat Chance

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Filched Physiognomy Mine revisited
...ecklers at open casket no matter, a small perchance crowd in attendance yea... eventual cremation after life only fat chance to alleviate present circumstance heavy matter fails security clearance the price for astute cognizance w......Read More
Categories: fat chance, absence, addiction, age, angst,
Form: Free verse

Premium Member Finding her Doll Sarah “You should come out more often,” Larry said. He had sneaked up behind her. She felt the hair raise on her neck. Fat chance, she thought, but she kept silent. ......Read More
Categories: fat chance, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member A Gift
...Nothing better than this, Inhale wool to craft and knit, It's about textures and threads, No wool is what I dread, "Fat chance!' is what the crafters said!......Read More
Categories: fat chance, appreciation, creation, hilarious,
Form: Free verse
I Forgot My Own Birthday
..., just maybe I can have the day off so I don't have to stand up in front of 200 people While they sing to me. Yeah, fat chance of that ever happening. Oh, well. At least it's only once a year. And I know of at least one person who ......Read More
Categories: fat chance, family, how i feel,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Facts
...em> Stubbornly enduring stains. Pour gallons of bleach To completely submerge in bucket, Fat chance; the stains remain. Date written: 09/29/2021......Read More
Categories: fat chance, perspective, truth,
Form: Verse

Premium Member Possibilities 2%. That puts rain in the category of 'Fat Chance'. "What does a Fat Chance mean?", you ask. Definition of ......Read More
Categories: fat chance, endurance, faith, god, prayer,
Form: Free verse
...Phat chach I love you cuz I j u z, does;. -Urban Hood Language Fat chance for I love you because I just do. -Engish (Common) Language 12/20/20 Written words by ......Read More
Categories: fat chance, analogy, love, meaningful, word
Form: Free verse
...very time I go there she has to look into her computer, oh, yes him with the funny heart and tries to flirt with me, fat chance. The trousers slid from the wooden hanger fell on the floor and since I was naked at the time picked up a p......Read More
Categories: fat chance, anniversary, april, atheist,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Sharing Air in Our Limited Space
...ndow to His soul and yours! Might real God be the wall that our shadows project on, our circles at times overlapping (fat chance they're concentric)! Your 'yin' joins my 'yang' by our choice? It seems few friends these days dare to vi......Read More
Categories: fat chance, love,
Form: Rhyme
Jade Oinkment that jade oinkment perfume trail is just too much nasal pain to inhale It’s so sickening to brain fart expel Fat chance the stench makes anyone well ......Read More
Categories: fat chance, funny, humorous, parody, satire,
Form: Ode
Blood tests at LabCorp equals vial experience
...r curse. A deep inhalation induced relaxed state courtesy ujjayi breath filled lungs to alleviate (yea right slim/fat chance analogous to one sniveling, mutering, groveling... writer wannabe called upon to curate) quirky rhyming ......Read More
Categories: fat chance, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
Face Telegraph
...y is a freezer full of deer meat mystified by any and all objects of focus begging the referee to call malarkey but fat chance in Fat City eh where suicide is called proving a point and your body outline is chalked into a hopscotch c......Read More
Categories: fat chance, how i feel,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: XLIV - Tongue-Teasing Epigrams
...ry time somebody tells you to, you’ll have precious little left to tell your psychoanalyst, psychiatrist or Priest, but fat chance the Church will close down even if you shut up for good. (c) T. Wignesan - Paris, June 21, 2019 ......Read More
Categories: fat chance, humor, irony, satire, word
Form: Epigram
Premium Member Save the Planet -- Fat Chance
... From bottles, to cartons and cans Can't we do better than that, man? From paper to plastic, then to recycling ......Read More
Categories: fat chance, environment, satire,
Form: Rhyme
..., problem is—no one knows, where this ‘help’ can be seen. while your net worth exponentially expands to obscene! Fat chance ‘crooked Hillary,’ parts with the cash from your “pay to play” system, illegal and brash. Your condesce......Read More
Categories: fat chance, america, anger, corruption, farewell,
Form: Rhyme

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