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Best Fat Chance Poems

Below are the all-time best Fat Chance poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of fat chance poems written by PoetrySoup members


Love's Last Audit
For flowery words I have no gift
deep thoughts I'm rarely thinking
And when it comes to penmanship
my dear I fear I'm stinking
But none the less amid...

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Categories: fat chance, adventure, appreciation, best friend,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Social Media
Pay no mind to man behind the curtain.
You've learned the superficial but his depths are still uncertain.

You tried to plot his course and see that...

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Categories: fat chance, computer, corruption, culture, freedom,
Form: Lyric
Heart-shaped Pillow
a villanelle


Who has fallen in love with the couch?
Who remembers the days of sweet romance?
Maybe Miss Piggy and Oscar the Grouch.

Hub spends much time napping,...

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Categories: fat chance, dream, sleep, valentines day,
Form: Villanelle
In Last Place
He hasn't said ten words to me -
for say, two hours and one long half.
I might as well be absentee
except for an off-handed laugh.

He takes...

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Categories: fat chance, football, missing,
Form: Quatrain
My Geatest Fishing Trip
THE MORNING WAS PLEASANT, THE WEATHER WAS FINE,
BREAKFAST OUT OF THE WAY, FISHING WAS ON MY MIND.
I’D WAITED ALL WEEK, BUT IT HAD FINALLY ARRIVED,
GOING...

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© will karry  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: fat chance, fishing,
Form: I do not know?



Seeking The Registar II
Tribulation Ventication: This selection will be completed in part's. So be patient as I will be running out of space and having to continue and...

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Categories: fat chance, death, education, mystery,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Hubert Might Go Upstairs But Not To Rome
Tea in the afternoon with his wife of many years is usually peaceful, Hubert thinks before he makes his announcement. Then he says it. 

"I'm...

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Categories: fat chance, marriage,
Form: Prose
Worthless or Priceless?
It was the best cherry-cola that I ever had. 
It’s the aftertaste now that’s incredibly bad. 
It was 1953, at the corner Five and Dime....

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© Kevin Pace  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: fat chance, funny, history, sportsbaseball, me,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Friends For Dinner


We're having friends for dinner on Saturday
Well we're not actually having them for dinner!
That statement implies that we're cannibalistic
And our list of friends would get...

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Categories: fat chance, humorous,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member nothing
 
flowing-pen
        writer of poetry
             ...

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Categories: fat chance, introspection, poems, poetry, writing,
Form: Free verse
Where Art Sisyphus
Tis quite a beast of burden to bear atlas (shrug off not allowed)
Atlas shrugged an impossibility
tantamount to skinny dipping in the lock nest lagoon

Tantamount to...

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Categories: fat chance, absence, allegory, anxiety, deep,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A ROLE MODEL FOR THE AGES
Hillary, dear Hillary—where do we begin?
In your tale of deceit and corrupt political spin.
First lady, poor victim—
‘Vast Right Wing’ to blame,
A Chicago born, carpet bagging,...

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Categories: fat chance, america, anger, corruption, farewell,
Form: Rhyme
The Most Interesting Man
An ad campaign for many years
To sell Dos Equis beer
Employed a pitchman, who has now
Appeared to disappear.

They called him “The most interesting
Man in all the...

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Categories: fat chance, age,
Form: Rhyme
My Nose Is Hard
Murk Rammer froze as he felt the nuzzle
of a snub-nosed thirty-eight’s deadly muzzle.
Louis The Retch poked it into his back.
“The jig’s up, Rammer. I ain’t...

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Categories: fat chance, mystery, , cute,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member IF YOU PULL A LONG FACE - Part XVIII
IF YOU PULL A LONG FACE : Part XVIII

IF you pull a long dopey face
The least one can in this case say
You don't belong to...

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: fat chance, america, animal, dog, humor,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
White Rabbit Inc
This white rabbit is having a hell of a day.
It started out good but ended in a bad way.

I woke up feeling marvelous and grand,
dressed...

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Categories: fat chance, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Friends For Dinner
We're having friends for dinner on Saturday
Well we're not actually having them for dinner!
That statement implies that we're cannibalistic
And our list of friends would get...

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Categories: fat chance, funny, language, language,
Form: Quatrain
Random Acts Of Kindness
(alternately titled “How art thou dear reader?”)

(Inexplicably triggers domino effect
and doth indirect
lee send favorable
     ripples vibrantly unchecked.)
vagaries of an uncertain
 ...

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Categories: fat chance, 10th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Tallow Tree
One of your relatives sprouted behind my house
Cut it down twice...fat chance
Ended up damaging my half paid for home
I wanted revenge, so I resorted to...

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Categories: fat chance, nature, tree,
Form: Narrative
Husband For Sale
(tongue in cheek
by this moldering geek.)

Thy marriage doth incurably ail,
even strangers would vouchsafe
     (with nary any cavil),
    ...

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Categories: fat chance, 12th grade, best friend,
Form: Free verse
Jade Oinkment
The sow beauty queen’s 
favorite color is money green
The cloven jaw cutie’s
favorite sound is “cha-ching”

Miss Piggy Lips loves how the cash registers
throughout the land constantly...

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Categories: fat chance, funny, humorous, parody, satire,
Form: Ode
decrepid,
sweet young lady, 
love does grip,
will she look at me, 
decrepid, 
fat chance charlie,
could be i've slipped:)
cos i'm a spotless Leopard,
methinks, 
brain grips,
whatever...

Don...

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Categories: fat chance, adventure,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: XLIV - Tongue-Teasing Epigrams
UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: XLIV

Don’t translate poems if you want yours read.
A pain in the ass is a pain nevertheless.
A « race" in any other language is...

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: fat chance, humor, irony, satire, word
Form: Epigram
MRS COLUMBUS SPEAKS
MRS.    COLUMBUS     SPEAKS

“Hi,  honey  pie.....  just got back  from  America.”
Wipe your feet. ...

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Categories: fat chance, funny, historyamerica, me,
Form: Narrative
Theater of Utter Charm - Part 30
in the language of personal amplification
you'd think it was all a scam
to make you drop your guard
and play patty cakes with Evil
job 3 was to...

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Categories: fat chance, how i feel,
Form: Free verse