Embarrassing Poems - Poems about Embarrassing

(a university-life vignette) It’s Saturday morning at about 9am. I’m in the chemistry lab, a sterile looking room with 12 workstations that are like multi level kitchen islands with sinks and various lab gear. It’s the most fluorescently lit environment on earth and everything looks to be either white, stainless steel or glass. I’m one of the...

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"If I'm the world's biggest failure Does that make me a success ?.'' - Peter Dome. I'm not exactly Midus with his special touch That everything turns to gold You can trust Everything I touch Just turns to rust or dust Always, putting my foot in the wrong place Saying the wrong things to others So embarrassed my cheeks glow like a mellesure...

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a neighbour takes umbrage at his own narrowness then vents rage on us who so witnessed momentary flicker of flame there is no judgment and yet the aspect that so clings assumes ownership quite delusional of course and therein lies the dilemma we opt to be still fanning not the fire...

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There are riders, jockeys, grooms, and handlers too, that don’t think twice about the work they do. Their love for horses is a commitment they share But their safety is a concern for them all to be aware. To fall from your horse is an embarrassing event when only your backside is the one to repent. The risks are many and...

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Never underestimate the power of a three-year-old to embarrass a roomful of adults!...

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My freshman year is ending and I’m as busy as a one-armed juggler. Of course covid is back. It reoccurs at the worst times, like a movie slasher long thought dead. When we have something scheduled very early in the morning, we call it an “early-burn.” This one early-burn morning I had a 7am meeting. Peter...

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She had a big issue with public toilets All those dirty horrible germs She would do her best to try and hold on Until her home….she did return! Her sister came to visit her When she resided in Singapore To enjoy a fun filled sister time Exploring, shopping and more This particular day they were shopping In a big department store When a sudden...

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Santa Claus climbed a chimney Suddenly he fell off a high wall, His big bum was embarrassingly sore because he had a horrendous fall. 03/01/22 'A Funny Christmas Themed 4 liner' Contest Sponsor Tania Kitchin...

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It was a Sunday morning in June, how well I recall I stood in the pulpit with my morning sermon in print When all of a sudden I began to extemporize A moment never to be forgotten--never at all! I was telling about an event that had angered me When I accidentally let a shameful curse word slip The congregation of...

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Have any of these things ever happened to you guys On the main floor elevator in Cape Cod, Cathie wanted to cry Two large ladies got on and pushed TWO I said, “TWO? Could've walked WOO WOO'? “What! And lose a pound” one answered, “Why!”...

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Wow, a 2nd camping trip, Now please don’t flip, How on earth did I agree, After the snake and me, My husband asked so nicely, And explained precisely Where we would go, Not to the bush, Where a snake lay in ambush! So hitched up our boat, To take to Loskop dam It was the Easter weekend, Campers began to descend, We arrived it was almost night, Hubby...

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He'd always chased the girls, back in the day An embarrassing habit on display Like his old pop He couldn't stop Because of what's in his genes, they would say!...

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broad innocent smile ~ hospital gown barely covering his pride AP: Honorable Mention 2020 Published in The Trillium Haiku Group Anthology's MOVING FORWARD, 2020 Posted on October 30, 2018...

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Nothing was more embarrassing, than when I got caught jamming my air guitar maniacally dancing, to the melodic orchestrations of ABBA singing. Yeah, I like ABBA, no doubt about it. You got a problem with that? Wanna step outside and do something about it?...

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Bypassing blue blushes pink as sizzling sun slides behind....

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