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Premium Member My Most Embarrassing Moment
A trip to a very large
and far away hospital. 
I was visiting a sick member
from church, there belittled

For a wet place I felt on my pants
I sat on a drenched seat
You bet I wasn't very composed
With coffee stains to greet

My husband had sat a cuppa
down...

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Categories: embarrassing, horror,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member My Most Embarrassing Moment
I worked in an Insurance office and loved my job
But the manager was an idle fat slob
He’d put in expenses sheets for work he hadn’t done
And was out of the door in front of everyone

But I digress…

He asked me to call two people on the...

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Categories: embarrassing, humorous, me, work,
Form: Rhyme
My Most Embarrassing Moment
It was many years ago now, before my wisdom teeth
had forced their way through my big mouth, they were still underneath.
I had an awesome job within the motor industry;
not building them, but selling: an ‘Executive’, was me.

We had more than one franchise and we covered...

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Categories: embarrassing, funny,
Form: Quatrain

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member Embarrassing Moment
Embarrassing  Moment


Mid-Sixties, I went to the shore
A hot summer day, so I wore
My handmade swimsuit
It was very cute
Expecting I was, and I swore,

It looked just as nice as can be
My tummy was covered, you see
The shorts were cut out
For belly to sprout
Top flared over...

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Categories: embarrassing, beach, clothes, cute, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Embarrassing Moment
I have had some embarrassing moments in my life for sure,
      Well, there was the time in Grade One when I peed my pants;
At a dance once, three girls wore the same dress as me,
     ...

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Categories: embarrassing, childhood, dance, emotions, girl,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Most Embarrassing Moment
"Twas during the Cuban Missile Crisis of October nineteen sixty-two,
When I was proudly wearing the distinctive Air Force suit of blue.
I was sent to perform an inspection at another Air Force base.
The Crisis heated up and I was told to get home as fast as...

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Categories: embarrassing, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member My Most Embarrassing Moment
My Most Embarrassing Moment?

Twice I’ve entered freeways
On the ramps meant just for exits.
Lordy!  How embarrassing is that?
Except nobody knew me
And with little difficulty
I remedied those situations fast!

Twice or thrice I walked into
Restrooms meant for men.
But no one saw me, or, once again,
Nobody knew me.
I...

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Categories: embarrassing, emotions, growing up,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member My Most Embarrassing Moment
I scorn thee, Puberty!  Damn thee as well,
Thou abominable herder of shame,
Will thou findeth glee by my told sarspell?
I beseech thee of ineffable name,
Rendereth thineself as quiet slain game,
For thine cruel ends be reached, let thine eyes droop,
Immortal Rite, meeteth Poetry Soup.

Forsaken specs findeth...

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Categories: embarrassing, angst, , 6th grade,
Form: Rhyme Royal
Premium Member Embarrassing Moments Hilarious Now But Not Funny Then
Embarrassing Moment’s 
Hilarious Now But Not Funny Then    

Embarrassing moment…. when you realize 

Everyone is staring and snickering at me when

I walked out the bathroom with a long peace of toilet paper trailing behind me stuck to my underwear.
I wish someone would...

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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: embarrassing, funny,
Form: Prose
My Most Embarrassing Moment
MY MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT - Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Cindi Rockwell


I was barely seventeen working at my first job,
I was young so I was still in the “nice” stage,
I had this manager who bugged me named Rob,
He had a beautiful wife not deserved named Paige.

Paige never visited...

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© Lu Loo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: embarrassing, baby, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member My Most Embarrassing Moment
It was October the tenth of eighty-eight,
The memory still keeps me awake,
When I agreed to my first and last blind date
And thus made a HORRID mistake!

We met for cocktails at six on the nose
Knowing I had to work around nine
In my bag shoved a bra...

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Categories: embarrassing, funny, , cute,
Form: Rhyme
My Most Embarrassing Moment
Young and newlywed, I was
visiting my in-laws
Minus husband that time around
as work took me to their town

Sunday, it was, I arrived for lunch
carrying lilies for them in a bunch
Dressed in the best of my possessions
eager to make a fragrant impression

Mother-in-law had cooked rice and beans
sautéed...

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Categories: embarrassing, food, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Embarrassing Eclipse
Bypassing blue blushes pink as sizzling sun slides behind....

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Categories: embarrassing, cute love, moon, sun,
Form: Monoku
My Most Embarrassing Moment -A Windmill and a Still
r My Most Embarrassing Moment -A Windmill and a Still

I stopped in a West Texas town –
There wasn’t much to see
Not much to do but sit around
They all just stared at me

I’ve Cowboy’d in some strange places
But this was stranger still
There was cows and empty...

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Categories: embarrassing,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Not a Snake But My Reputation At Stake
Wow, a 2nd camping trip,
Now please don’t flip,
How on earth did I agree,
After the snake and me,
My husband asked so nicely,
And explained precisely
Where we would go,
Not to the bush,
Where a snake lay in ambush!
So hitched up our boat,
To take to Loskop dam 
It was the...

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Categories: embarrassing, boat,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry