An Embarrassing Moment

It was a Sunday morning in June, how well I recall
I stood in the pulpit with my morning sermon in print
When all of a sudden I began to extemporize
A moment never to be forgotten--never at all!

I was telling about an event that had angered me
When I accidentally let a shameful curse word slip
The congregation of worshippers fell deathly silent
I wanted to grab my sermon notes and hurriedly flee.

The silence continued for several minutes, I thought,
While I stammered and stuttered and tried to apologize
But it was too late, whatever the damage, it was done
While some composure, a recovery I quickly sought.

Then, suddenly the quick-witted organist played a riff
And I heard a raucous laughter rising up from the pews
I realized the silence had been broken just in time
For my people to know that their young pastor was no stiff!

written May 10, 2021
for "The Audience Falls Silent" Poetry Contest
sponsored by Kai Michael Neumann
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Wolf Avatar
May 10, 2021 at 8:16 PM
That'll quiet the audience all right... Interesting, I was just reading about Andrew Yang feeling the heat for having used said shiX in a speech of his held in a Church. He was accused of disrespecting the sanctity of the place. I hear it. :) gw
Hankins Avatar
May 10, 2021 at 9:16 PM
Most of those incredibly large sanctuaries are great tributes to wealth and ostentatiousness...I'm glad he raised the level of communication in the place. Oops! I'll be sorry I wrote this.
Turner Avatar
May 10, 2021 at 12:04 PM
I've never heard a preacher cuss except on TV. but I am sure it has happened. i enjoy your sense of humor, Milton. Good luck!
Hankins Avatar
May 10, 2021 at 12:20 PM
Have you never heard the expression, "enough to make a preacher cuss?" Actually, this didn't really happen, but it made for a good contest entry. I've often wondered what would have ensued had I had a slip of the tongue. Thanks, Daniel.
De Beaulieu Avatar
May 10, 2021 at 11:26 AM
Hello Milton, thank you for the laughter. I enjoyed this poem. enjoy your day my friend.
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May 11, 2021 at 10:34 AM
Hello Milton, you are welcome my friend.
Hankins Avatar
May 10, 2021 at 12:19 PM
Thanks, Darlene.
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