Short Embarrassing Poems
Short Embarrassing Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Embarrassing by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Embarrassing by length and keyword.
Embarrassing Eclipse
Bypassing blue blushes pink as sizzling sun slides behind....
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Categories:
embarrassing, cute love, moon, sun,
Form:
Monoku
She Loves Me
So embarrassing
Mummy volunteered at Guides
Stay, you are ok...
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Categories:
embarrassing, parents,
Form:
Haiku
Peccadillo
An embarrassing peccadillo at the meeting - he let one rip!
Date: 07/22/2019...
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Categories:
embarrassing, environment, humor, social,
Form:
Monoku
Embarrassing
Never underestimate the power of a three-year-old to embarrass a roomful of adults!...
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Categories:
embarrassing, child,
Form:
Monoku
A Rhymester's Couplet
The poetaster attempted to write a couplet with success
The results were more than embarrassing nonetheless....
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Categories:
embarrassing, poems, poetry, poets, success, write, writing,
Form:
Couplet
Mistletoes
M- Momentarily
I- Intertwined
S- Silently
T- Thinking
L- Lucky
E- Evermore
T- Tradition
O- Once
E- Embarrassing
S- Serendipity...
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Categories:
embarrassing, christmas, holiday, love,
Form:
Acrostic
Universe
Closing my eyes
I see you standing
In blinding light
Breathing deeply
I release all hesitation
Embarrassing the beauty
Of being....
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Categories:
embarrassing, life
Form:
Free verse
The Embarrassing Guy
There once lived a man who was shy
Cause he's an embarrassing guy
He was told to tuck
That hose in his truck
But would still leave open his fly!...
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Categories:
embarrassing, funny, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
An Embarrassing Habit
He'd always chased the girls, back in the day
An embarrassing habit on display
Like his old pop
He couldn't stop
Because of what's in his genes, they would say!...
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Categories:
embarrassing, analogy, character, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Male Fail
An embarrassing penile occurrence
Led Johnny to want some assurance
So Viagra he took
Then he gave it a look
And said, "Yeah, now I've got endurance."...
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Categories:
embarrassing, humor, sexy,
Form:
Limerick
At Parties - All My Colleagues Look So Funny
At parties - all my colleagues look so funny,
And very often to an embarrassing degree.
I take their pictures absolutely free,
But I delete these photos for some money....
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Categories:
embarrassing, funny,
Form:
Quatrain
Skipping With the Girlies
Must have had a boring young life
My biggest thrill was a snowball fight
Embarrassing when hit
Utter shame it transmits
And skipping on my manhood, put a blight...
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Categories:
embarrassing, feelings,
Form:
Limerick
Dramatic Axioms
Dramatically and tragic occurrences
that worldly life offers us... :
The disheartening tragedy of the non-smile...
And the embarrassing, malicious smile
of ignorance and evil....!...
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Categories:
embarrassing, allusion, appreciation, wisdom, words,
Form:
Free verse
Such Rapture
My life was filled to the very rafters
Continually searching for the next chapter
So many challenges
So many practises
Some embarrassing, can't mention such rapture...
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Categories:
embarrassing, love,
Form:
Limerick
The Perfect Way
Nothing embarrassing have I ever done
Nothing stupid or silly under the sun
Never my own horn did I toot
My perfection you can't dispute
I've out lived everybody who could tell anyone...
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Categories:
embarrassing, fun, life, satire,
Form:
Limerick
Big Ass Texas
Everything's big in Texas it blows my mind
Even washrooms at gas stations we stand in line
Don't stand a chance
We pee in our pants
Just a wee dribble but an embarrassing swine...
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Categories:
embarrassing, funny,
Form:
Limerick
No Hiding Place
NO HIDING PLACE
I know
Just everything
At least what’s important
Yet that’s my assessment, not yours
Should you deny or try to vacillate
I will ensure it all comes out
Across all media
Embarrassing
I know...
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Categories:
embarrassing, judgement, prejudice,
Form:
Rictameter
Uppyside Down
Tom asked me if I ever tried speaking upside down
Said yes, Maria taught me when I was in Aussie town
Blood rushed to my head
Face got all red
Embarrassing things happen when they wear fancy gowns...
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Categories:
embarrassing, adventure,
Form:
Limerick
An Apalling Example of Near-Rhyme, Or Pop Poetry I
Lines composed in dejection
of embarrassing rejection
have a tendency to be
even duller than the seeds
of Stalin’s rise to power,
and more ruthlessly taxing,
and on the psyche vexing,
than the whole of the Holodomor....
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Categories:
embarrassing, on writing and words,
Form:
I do not know?
Be Careful
You have to be careful take it from me everything can and will kill you. Your
going to play around to much and die tying your shoes and that would be embarrassing. I'd
be sad but would have to laugh....
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Categories:
embarrassing, caregiving, death, family, forgiveness, friendship, hope, inspirational,
Form:
I do not know?
Santa Had An Embarrassing Night
Santa Claus climbed a chimney
Suddenly he fell off a high wall,
His big bum was embarrassingly sore
because he had a horrendous fall.
03/01/22
'A Funny Christmas Themed 4 liner' Contest
Sponsor Tania Kitchin...
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Categories:
embarrassing, fun, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Broad
broad innocent smile ~
hospital gown barely
covering his pride
AP: Honorable Mention 2020
Published in The Trillium Haiku Group Anthology's MOVING FORWARD, 2020
Posted on October 30, 2018...
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Categories:
embarrassing, innocence, pride,
Form:
Senryu
When I Bend Over
At my age, I make a noise when I bend over
It's the law but quite embarrassing, even for Rover
He barks when he farts
Pretends it's from another yard
Us humans shift our eyes, pretend we're not the owner...
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Categories:
embarrassing, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
The Salvation Army
Went shopping at The Salvation Army store
Two shorts, two shirts, a total of $15, couldn't ask for more
Embarrassing oneself is wrong
It's a great cause for a song
More people should visit, you'll feel noble to your core...
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Categories:
embarrassing, blessing,
Form:
Limerick
Musical Fruit
Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot
Embarrassing and uncontrollable as they come firing down the chute
Actually plays a tune
Remember “Blue Moon”
Cept the color is more brownish as they soil my suit...
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Categories:
embarrassing, fantasy,
Form:
Limerick