Embarrassing Situation

I've been a vegetarian since 1999 (but not a vegan).  Anyway, I'm just having a little fun here.

A lion took the very front seat,
hankering for something to eat
in a vegan's convention,
causing a little tension.

The forest king, self-conscious, grew,
not knowing exactly, what to do.
He bowed his head and confessed,
then ate every guest.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Etgen-Baker Avatar
April 10, 2026 at 3:44 PM
clever and fun...I'm a vegetarian (not vegan_ as well...am a lot healthier for it
Crandall Avatar
April 10, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Oh, same as me!
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