Dumb Poems

You should know better

I see right through you,
you can play dumb all you want
~ if that's your winning strategy


Wordku: 5-7-5 words

AP: Honorable Mention 2025

I’m a dumb rooster’s beak

I’m a dumb rooster’s beak
 pecking broken chunks of cheese
                             from every event
every moment is astonishment
           

The Old Foot-In-The-Mouth Syndrome

People say the oddest things
not realizing their faux pas

Given the chance to self correct
they usually fail miserably

Is it malice or stupidity
~ unlikely we'll ever know



AP: 3rd place 2025

One dumb mistake

Marijuana from a farm in Oklahoma
Chemicals added that could put you in a coma
Grown by a Chinese Mafia, on American land
They don't care if you die by their hand.

Marijuana from a Siskiyou County farm
Once few sheriffs were needed, such little harm
Now the Hmong come in, want locals out
More trouble that your marijuana is about.

(Chorus)
Just one

The Summer I Turned Dumb

I hear there's a television show - 
"The Summer I Turned Pretty", and so,
I propose this little plum,
"The Summer I Turned Dumb".

Dumbstruck Dumb-Luck

The soft curves of your smile,
    echoing mile after mile.
Not reminiscent of a grandma,
    but rather, a banana.

Your glowing doughy eyes,
    look as squishy as thy thighs.
You create a fervent need,
    akin to a vampire, lusting to feed.

You send my brain a-boiling,
 

Dumb and Dumber and Gullible

Dumb and Dumber and Gullible

Easy to spot
old men in Red hats
MAGA meanies
cranky and angry
that the world has matured
and they sit in their rot
lie and lie and smear the truth
very sore losers and so uncouth
feed them falsehoods
they drink it like beer
show them an immigrant
see them shiver in fear

Now Canada and Australia
not perfect for sure
just more common

Dumb Question

Don’t you get tired of doing whatever you want all day long?
I stare at my neighbor.
Is she serious?
Has she gone mad?
Or is she as strange as I have always thought.

Neither Dumb belle nor dumbell: a Quest for Identity

Neither Dumb Belle nor dumbell: The Search for Personal Identity. 

Made in His image Divine, one and one equals two
The differences plain and simple in design
Does not "Woman" mean "Female Man,"
From First Man her origins taken?
Together strong and flexible
In time they find each in and as the other
Indispensible to humankind's survival
A perfect pair in God's

Rambling Thoughts

Sleep still ain't shhtt
It's like my eyes n brain js quit
Maybe it helps sometimes..a bit
But my very own reality is soooo much more than legit.
If I never had to sleep,
I swear I'd stay running in circles 
Kuz, honestly
 I dnt see the point in any of thiss
Every single fkin person on this planet
Is fabricated from

Silly Little Dumb Girl

Silly ass dame
You Lame plain Jane
Fckng wacked out & insane
Still playin the same game
Even with nothin' to gain
You're the only one to blame
So don't even complain
Sayin you wanna change
But forever stay tha same
Get back in ya in lane!!
Thinkin you so smart
With 3 cells left in ya brain
Dazed out 24/7 from all tha fetty& cocaine
Putting so

Dumb Luck - Nyuk, Nyuk

  
    CHINA and INDIA grow the most bananas
      More than in Hawaii, Florida, or even Montana

    So China and India are true banana republics
      Our dumb luck, NOT Lubbock (TX) ~ Nyuk, nyuk

Dumb and Stupid

Relationships can be good.
They can be also bad.
You hope they would.
Sometimes not be sad.

Don't let anyone call you dumb.
They don't know the rule of thumb.
If you are hurting and trying.
You need let it go; crying.

If a friend calls you a name.
Then you may feel like doing the same.
People can be mean.
They seem to be full

Blackout Poem

Adam glances at his money. 
Adam,Seventeen and Stupid 
Who are you?" 
They call me memento. 
Just Monument?
Yes

Whatever, this was dumb anyway

Always messing up
When I feel so upset
Going all in way too hard
To lose another stupid bet

Losing all my hard earned money
Yet again I am robbed blind
At this point it’s all quite funny
I have no more strength to mind

Bet it all on my bad choices
I will give in to my voices
I’ll sit back and have a

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