Short Dumb Poems
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The ***********
It has no brain
yet it outsmarts
many little red funny caps
thanks to them
xi virus
will be great again
Sitting on the sun
Pretending there is no light
Who's got the matches
This is fun, I'm playing dumb
How soon are we gonna jump
I hear there's a television show -
"The Summer I Turned Pretty", and so,
I propose this little plum,
"The Summer I Turned Dumb".
Twiddly, twiddly dee
The prisoner sang happily
He was told by his snout
That he had plans to get out
Of prison and he would be free
Words without knowledge
brings danger to the mind
for it has been emptied
without a sound mind
causing the mouth
to spew empty words
I pray your listening ears do not;
Numb my skin to the dumbness of my tongue
Or cut my dreamy night’s visions to the blindness of my sight
Sho' ain't no riddle
There’s no time to twiddle
So just for a diddle
May I play and piddle
And then perhaps fiddle
Around with your middle?
Uardian to us
Don't point; those two fingers now'
Signed your deeds, away..'
A lurching west
Peace before the sidings
Axis U N-powered
**** **** **** ****.
There.
I got it outa my system.
The duck and the truck
met the buck and the other duck
and they all live happily thereafter.
The Squirrel climbed a tree in a dash
While climbing he got a big gash
He went to the store
In through the door
But soon found he forgot his cash
I see right through you,
you can play dumb all you want
~ if that's your winning strategy
Wordku: 5-7-5 words
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
i cannot be cannonized
for words
that have already expounded
exponentialy
for
i can be canned
for new word combinations
expressed
exquisitely
mind's sense was locked up
she hypnotized my eye sight
i'm lost in dumb words
When Martin Luther King told me,
"Civil Rights suit me to a T"
I could see what he meant
For my placard was bent
So it read, " ruth will make you free!"
I wish we could have more than one
I think it would be so much fun
One poor man just won’t do
For some women not even two
One rich, one cute, one smart, one dumb.
I put sunscreen on arms, legs and face,
Walked the beach at a leisurely pace –
But the tops of my feet
Are now red as a beet
For I didn’t wear shoes in that place!
"dummy"
i saw
you on
line on top
of not me
but a mann
equin again &
again
& again
and again
i asked my
self what if
he were me
and
i was
him
Don’t you get tired of doing whatever you want all day long?
I stare at my neighbor.
Is she serious?
Has she gone mad?
Or is she as strange as I have always thought.
Laugh At Dumb Doormat
Looks like people like to laugh at,
Trump who is plump and also fat;
Often sneered;
Always weird;
Did become dumber than doormat.
Jim Horn
A dumb criminal called Eddie,
Thought the law was so petty.
Stole thousands of comics,
Instead of electronics;
Now Eddie, in jail, sits pretty
Methinks we may never again hear
~ Words free of Big Brother's fear
June 24, 2020
Opinion Poetry Contest
Sponsor Kai Michael Neumann
they spread rumors
behind my back
viscous attacks
cant cut me slack
im just a snack
for the moment
waiting for it
to be done
would rather be numb
then feel this dumb
Form:
Dumb Trump In Deep
Was discovered Trump is in so deep;
He has been finding it, hard to sleep;
Cross did burn;
Jury adjourn;
He fell from bed after piled so steep.
Jim Horn
all telepaths think i’m dumb ~ my skull’s so thick they only sense a hum
still i can read their minds clearly ~ my blank expression leaves them weary
2x17
By
David Kavanagh
We ran through the ivy without a stitch
When later that night we started to itch
I guess that it only shows
You know the old saying goes
The dumb lead the dumb they fall in a ditch