Best Dumb Poems

I was changing a tire and the neighbor walked by
Stood and looked a while, then he said Hi
Got a flat? he asked and this made me grin
I said no, just changing the old air and putting new stuff in.

Was coughing and sneezing. My throat was...

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someone who describes something as being dumb ~  not considered a chum

my opponent in a rugby game at the scrum ~ I would overcome

one who is hungry when I've a juicy plum ~ I'd not give up a crumb

message given with the beat of...

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Sho' ain't no riddle
There’s no time to twiddle
So just for a diddle 
May I play and piddle
And then perhaps fiddle
Around with your middle?...

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The Squirrel climbed a tree in a dash 
While climbing he got a big gash 
He went to the store
In through the door
But soon found he forgot his cash...

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Down, so many things forced down, 
they force you 		look down, lie down,
even music tracks “comma, down, doobee down.” 
	The tracks the coyote left in the snow
drew my eyes down, the cat is missing. 
Poor half-bitten stray, already a gimp, 
I bet he was overcome...

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Some people got off the Dumb Boat, and came to work one day. Honestly!
Birds were quietly sitting in a tree! Someone couldn't help himself, you see!
Shouting ‘Run they’re terror birds of prey!’ The boaters’ got up and ran away!
Throwing others aside, they ran in the...

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I remember a girl from the slums who's life was really humdrum.

To peer pressure she would succumb so her so called friends started calling her dumb, until she became numb.

They told her, she would always live in the slum, the only men that would date...

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Teacher once said to the young pupil, "Why are you always struggling?  You don't even know how to read and write.  The whole school year is almost over... what do your parents do?"

The pupil replied, "I was not born perfect, but I don't...

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**** **** **** ****.
There.
I got it outa my system.

The duck and the truck
met the buck and the other duck

and they all live happily thereafter....

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Why was he wearing
a large pumpkin on his head?
Dimwit or silly?...

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comical movie
had me laughing in stitches 
crazy versus crazier

kookie zany men
driving across the country
short on common sense

a bag of money
returning to the owner
brings total chaos...

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Lloyd and Harry, two dim witted men
they made me laugh, laugh, then laugh again
with their innocent acts
slapstick, gags and wisecracks 
I love this movie, well now and then.

Nowt funnier than dumb and dumber 
this great film makes me laugh and blubber
so fills my mind with...

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DUMB         DOG


My dog goes out each day
To chase some cats at play
These felines climb trees with ease
He cannot climb the boughs 
Just sits there and bow wows
Cats scratch the tree hard and tease
So all his loud rough...

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The ***********

It has no brain
yet it outsmarts
many little red funny caps
thanks to them
xi virus
will be great again...

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VaxxiBillions

The majority of splendid minds
the minority a jar of pickled brains
over six billion shots
freedom to live
not die of ignorance

Without, most would not even be here
I remember the black plague
of the 1600's
people were stupid back then
death fed on them

ignorance is the twin of evil...

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