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Diarrhoea Poems - Poems about Diarrhoea

Dieu Et Mon Droit
... "Oh King Charles Philip Arthur George, how do I see thee? Let me count the ways... Tho' beauty is only skin deep, and in the eye of the beholder, or so we have been told, yours is mor......

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Categories: diarrhoea, celebrity, england, fun, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Fish
...Fish Fish can breathe out of water when: the moon cries, possums get diarrhoea or dance to bongo drums in acid rain storms, insults alight, testicles break out in hives, oil brushes spe......

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Categories: diarrhoea, humor,
Form: Free verse



Temples
...Temples Slightly open are my temples. Mosquitoes need a place to rest. On the whole drinking or bathing in mosquito piss isn’t an unpleasant or a wrong thing to do. It cures diar......

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Categories: diarrhoea, humor,
Form: Free verse
Grey Angel
...In the woods lurks the grey angel; Wingless and disillusioned, he awaits The onset of diarrhoea, Bismarck’s jocular displeasure And the seagull’s lugubrious weightlessness – Later than previousl......

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Categories: diarrhoea, angel, faith, nonsense, satire,
Form: Free verse
Psychology
...Convulsions with consciousness. Spasm and exaggerated sensitiveness. Alternate constipation and diarrhoea. Paralysis after apoplexy,parts cold,numb, and emaciated.Coldness of whole body and Ca......

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Categories: diarrhoea, addiction, drink, drug, fire,
Form: Free verse



A Life of Uncompleted Jobs
...It has been a short - lived career, Former ones tried on Black Maria; To soon start bearing A Pariah, His story the same in Syria, Which he had judged land of Moriah, Jesus Christ leaving for Sh......

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Categories: diarrhoea, absence, allusion, career, change,
Form: Rhyme
Underprivileged
...Uunacceptable amounts of diethylene glycol and ethylene glycol are contaminants.The substances are toxic,and their effects"can include abdominal pain,vomiting,diarrhoea,inability to pass urine,headac......

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Categories: diarrhoea, addiction, boy, children, death,
Form: Bio
Curry Dinner
...eating lamb biryani with pilau rice drowned by a bottle of red wine diarrhoea beckons......

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Categories: diarrhoea, emotions,
Form: Senryu
The Side Effects of Bitterness
...Bitterness is a pill, Too easy to swallow, But hard to digest, Giving those who swallow it, Side effects that can last a lifetime. These include reoccurring bouts of verbal diarrhoea, Frequen......

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Categories: diarrhoea, abuse, addiction, allusion, anger,
Form: Dramatic Verse
By the Gutter-Side
...The best waakye in the community is sold by the gutter, Gutter choked with rubbish and litter, Litter that stops the flow of water, Water, contaminated as it is, the breeding grounds for mosquitoe......

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Categories: diarrhoea, food, health,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member He's Got Verbal Diarrhoea
...Mr Bombastic So sycophantic Spins discs of plastic He’s so sarcastic - Thinks he’s fantastic! He’s on a health kick Eat prunes in aspic.... His guts turn spastic Diarrhoea qu......

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Categories: diarrhoea, humorous, integrity, music,
Form: Monorhyme
Continuous Rhyming
...Continous rhyming Misplaced the pennies I saved up to buy me a dream. Lost all the marbles I tried to keep inside of me, But nothing tastes like home And nothing outside can beat my dome. ......

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Categories: diarrhoea, hope, love, love hurts,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Pompous Poet - Now a Collaboration
...Some poems I can’t comprehend I struggle reading to the end Flaunting a complex word Its usage quite absurd No comments not e’en from a friend! I love learning new words on soup ......

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Categories: diarrhoea, anxiety, humorous, poetry, words,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member She Will Not Shut Up
...Sue suffers from constant lorgorrhea This condition has no panacea – Like a parrot who’s squawking She just cannot stop talking It’s well-known as verbal diarrhoea 7/13/18...

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Categories: diarrhoea, humorous, spoken word,
Form: Limerick
An Epigram Or Two
...Small people think big, big people don't! **** The frog jumps in the pond, the toad thinks, "why break the silence"? Silence hides in sound. Sound can hide in a vacuum, silence hiding so......

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Categories: diarrhoea, humor,
Form: Epigram

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