Diarrhoea Poems - Poems about Diarrhoea

...In the woods lurks the grey angel; Wingless and disillusioned, he awaits The onset of diarrhoea, Bismarck’s jocular displeasure And the seagull’s lugubrious weightlessness – Later than previousl......Read the rest...

...Convulsions with consciousness. Spasm and exaggerated sensitiveness. Alternate constipation and diarrhoea. Paralysis after apoplexy,parts cold,numb, and emaciated.Coldness of whole body and Ca......Read the rest...

...It has been a short - lived career, Former ones tried on Black Maria; To soon start bearing A Pariah, His story the same in Syria, Which he had judged land of Moriah, Jesus Christ leaving for Sh......Read the rest...

...Uunacceptable amounts of diethylene glycol and ethylene glycol are contaminants.The substances are toxic,and their effects"can include abdominal pain,vomiting,diarrhoea,inability to pass urine,headac......Read the rest...

...eating lamb biryani with pilau rice drowned by a bottle of red wine diarrhoea beckons......Read the rest...

...Bitterness is a pill, Too easy to swallow, But hard to digest, Giving those who swallow it, Side effects that can last a lifetime. These include reoccurring bouts of verbal diarrhoea, Frequen......Read the rest...

...The best waakye in the community is sold by the gutter, Gutter choked with rubbish and litter, Litter that stops the flow of water, Water, contaminated as it is, the breeding grounds for mosquitoe......Read the rest...

...Mr Bombastic So sycophantic Spins discs of plastic He’s so sarcastic - Thinks he’s fantastic! He’s on a health kick Eat prunes in aspic.... His guts turn spastic Diarrhoea qu......Read the rest...

...Continous rhyming Misplaced the pennies I saved up to buy me a dream. Lost all the marbles I tried to keep inside of me, But nothing tastes like home And nothing outside can beat my dome. ......Read the rest...

...Some poems I can’t comprehend I struggle reading to the end Flaunting a complex word Its usage quite absurd No comments not e’en from a friend! I love learning new words on soup ......Read the rest...

...Sue suffers from constant lorgorrhea This condition has no panacea – Like a parrot who’s squawking She just cannot stop talking It’s well-known as verbal diarrhoea 7/13/18...Read the rest...

...Small people think big, big people don't! **** The frog jumps in the pond, the toad thinks, "why break the silence"? Silence hides in sound. Sound can hide in a vacuum, silence hiding so......Read the rest...

...Smelly Stuff Absorbed There are many words for those excrements that appear on the fabric in incremental solid and deliquescent motions because ingestion fulfils that autonomous need to shed ab......Read the rest...

...At any rate I sure moved fast Hope my diarrhoea doesn’t last It’s coming out quick its in a rush I’ve a burning feeling in my tush Excuse me I just have to run For it is pouring out ......Read the rest...

... "Placebo - Part 1" Deals with God? I don’t think that is possible. Depends what cards you’re playing with and what the trade off is do you bluff? or play it safe and lose all your......Read the rest...