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He's Got Verbal Diarrhoea

Mr Bombastic So sycophantic Spins discs of plastic He’s so sarcastic - Thinks he’s fantastic! He’s on a health kick Eat prunes in aspic.... His guts turn spastic Diarrhoea quite drastic! 02/10/20 Simple silly scribbles after eating prunes for breakfast whilst listening to an 'in your face dj' on internet radio!

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John Watt

Date: 2/27/2020 11:51:00 PM

I'm glad you clarified at the end there... I thought you were writing about me, lol! Clever, as always Jan ~ John

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/21/2020 8:52:00 PM

Fun one, my friend. I eat prunes almost every other day. They don't affect me badly. I am regular as can be. haha. All the plant based food I eat!!

Gershon Wolf

Date: 2/19/2020 8:11:00 PM

After those prunes, digestion elastic! ~Snapback those bowels (Tee-hee)

Christopher Flaherty

Date: 2/19/2020 7:39:00 PM

Laughs at his own jokes. Reminds me of Harry Enfield Smashie & Nicey Comedy Sketches

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 2/18/2020 6:57:00 PM

lol, Jan! We have tons of people here in the colonies with bowel problems as well, especially the politicians! Best on you - Bob

FJ Thomas

Date: 2/13/2020 2:15:00 PM

Lolol excellent flow Jan!

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 2/12/2020 3:03:00 PM

Funny!

Ann Gilmour

Date: 2/12/2020 12:47:00 PM

Hahaha, this is great Jan, I loved it! With kindest thoughts Ann xx

Heidi Sands

Date: 2/12/2020 11:31:00 AM

LOL . Great one Jan :)

Viv Wigley

Date: 2/12/2020 2:05:00 AM

Indeedy, Jan, some people should never be allowed near a microphone. Hope when you turned off the radio you remembered to flush :) Viv x

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 2/11/2020 3:26:00 PM

My first guess was you were referring to Trump! He fits quite nicely. As for Valentine's day, it's silly and based on a pagan tradition. The truth is there were 3 Valentines, which is the right one no one knows. With 365 days in a year, why wait for just one to show your love to husband, wife, sweetheart etc.? Thanks for stoppind by, Jan. / M

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 2/11/2020 10:10:00 AM

Your explanation make this even funnier Jan. I stopped listening to the radio because of the silly commercials they make you endure. Hope you are having a great night! xxoo

Alexis Y.

Date: 2/11/2020 10:03:00 AM

Hi Jan, Your silly scribbles describe a person one hates to see coming. For they are so full of themselves! Did you ever eating prunes good inspire such a write? Have a wonderful day my friend:-) Alexis

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 2/10/2020 6:58:00 PM

G'day Jan … it appears, even the prunes give him the sh***. Thank you Jan - Lindsay

Ronald D Thompson

Date: 2/10/2020 4:47:00 PM

Wonderfully colourful and witty Jan. A FAVE. Ron :)

Lin Lane

Date: 2/10/2020 4:38:00 PM

Bombastic...oh how I love the name! I wonder if his inflated ego and sarcasm could be the reason for his 'foul bowel." Prunes in aspic....ugh

Eve Roper

Date: 2/10/2020 4:35:00 PM

Good one, Jan, . Thank you for the congratulations on POTD. Hugs Eve

Gershon Wolf

Date: 2/10/2020 3:54:00 PM

Sometimes our 'scribbles' come out super! -- as this one did. Just a great monorhyme, Jan! Kudos, Gershon

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 2/10/2020 2:17:00 PM

- He has an ego that never will stop ... but must admit countdown at a drastic diarrhea :))) - ... Shit happens ... "Así es la vida" or ... "C'est la vie" :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/10/2020 2:29:00 PM

Lol thanks anne-Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 2/10/2020 1:11:00 PM

People like that are so annoying Jan, at least you can turn him off. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 2/10/2020 2:29:00 PM

So true tom:-) hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 2/10/2020 12:38:00 PM

Well put, Jan, your verbal jousting makes mincemeat of these insufferable egos!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/10/2020 12:45:00 PM

Oh they talk a lot of hot air and can have such huge egos, thank goodness there is an off button:-) Hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 2/10/2020 12:08:00 PM

Some people are so in love with their own voice they can't stop to listen to their nonsense! Well caught! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 2/10/2020 12:26:00 PM

We have one presenter on our local radio station as soon as I hear his voice I dive for the off switch lol

Jan Allison
Date: 2/10/2020 12:25:00 PM

Yeah radio presenters and most politicians who just talk a load of crap lol:-) hugs Jan xx