Jan Allison Poet Monorhyme

He's Got Verbal Diarrhoea

Mr Bombastic 
So sycophantic 
Spins discs of plastic
He’s so sarcastic -
Thinks he’s fantastic! 

He’s on a health kick
Eat prunes in aspic....
His guts turn spastic
Diarrhoea quite drastic!

02/10/20

Simple  silly scribbles after eating prunes for breakfast  whilst listening to an 'in your face dj' on internet radio! 

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John Watt February 27, 2020 at 11:51 PM I'm glad you clarified at the end there... I thought you were writing about me, lol! Clever, as always Jan ~ John

Andrea Dietrich February 21, 2020 at 8:52 PM Fun one, my friend. I eat prunes almost every other day. They don't affect me badly. I am regular as can be. haha. All the plant based food I eat!!

Gershon Wolf February 19, 2020 at 8:11 PM After those prunes, digestion elastic! ~Snapback those bowels (Tee-hee)

Christopher Flaherty February 19, 2020 at 7:39 PM Laughs at his own jokes. Reminds me of Harry Enfield Smashie & Nicey Comedy Sketches

Robert L. Hinshaw February 18, 2020 at 6:57 PM lol, Jan! We have tons of people here in the colonies with bowel problems as well, especially the politicians! Best on you - Bob

FJ Thomas February 13, 2020 at 2:15 PM Lolol excellent flow Jan!

Kim Rodrigues February 12, 2020 at 3:03 PM Funny!

Ann Gilmour February 12, 2020 at 12:47 PM Hahaha, this is great Jan, I loved it! With kindest thoughts Ann xx

Heidi Sands February 12, 2020 at 11:31 AM LOL . Great one Jan :)

Viv Wigley February 12, 2020 at 2:05 AM Indeedy, Jan, some people should never be allowed near a microphone. Hope when you turned off the radio you remembered to flush :) Viv x

Maurice Rigoler February 11, 2020 at 3:26 PM My first guess was you were referring to Trump! He fits quite nicely. As for Valentine's day, it's silly and based on a pagan tradition. The truth is there were 3 Valentines, which is the right one no one knows. With 365 days in a year, why wait for just one to show your love to husband, wife, sweetheart etc.? Thanks for stoppind by, Jan. / M

Connie Marcum Wong February 11, 2020 at 10:10 AM Your explanation make this even funnier Jan. I stopped listening to the radio because of the silly commercials they make you endure. Hope you are having a great night! xxoo

Alexis Y. February 11, 2020 at 10:03 AM Hi Jan, Your silly scribbles describe a person one hates to see coming. For they are so full of themselves! Did you ever eating prunes good inspire such a write? Have a wonderful day my friend:-) Alexis

Lindsay Laurie February 10, 2020 at 6:58 PM G'day Jan … it appears, even the prunes give him the sh***. Thank you Jan - Lindsay

Ronald D Thompson February 10, 2020 at 4:47 PM Wonderfully colourful and witty Jan. A FAVE. Ron :)

Lin Lane February 10, 2020 at 4:38 PM Bombastic...oh how I love the name! I wonder if his inflated ego and sarcasm could be the reason for his 'foul bowel." Prunes in aspic....ugh

Eve Roper February 10, 2020 at 4:35 PM Good one, Jan, . Thank you for the congratulations on POTD. Hugs Eve

Gershon Wolf February 10, 2020 at 3:54 PM Sometimes our 'scribbles' come out super! -- as this one did. Just a great monorhyme, Jan! Kudos, Gershon

Anne-Lise Andresen February 10, 2020 at 2:17 PM - He has an ego that never will stop ... but must admit countdown at a drastic diarrhea :))) - ... Shit happens ... "Así es la vida" or ... "C'est la vie" :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison February 10, 2020 at 2:29 PM Lol thanks anne-Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham February 10, 2020 at 1:11 PM People like that are so annoying Jan, at least you can turn him off. Tom Jan Allison February 10, 2020 at 2:29 PM So true tom:-) hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner February 10, 2020 at 12:38 PM Well put, Jan, your verbal jousting makes mincemeat of these insufferable egos! Jan Allison February 10, 2020 at 12:45 PM Oh they talk a lot of hot air and can have such huge egos, thank goodness there is an off button:-) Hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta February 10, 2020 at 12:08 PM Some people are so in love with their own voice they can't stop to listen to their nonsense! Well caught! Aloha! Rico Jan Allison February 10, 2020 at 12:26 PM We have one presenter on our local radio station as soon as I hear his voice I dive for the off switch lol Jan Allison February 10, 2020 at 12:25 PM Yeah radio presenters and most politicians who just talk a load of crap lol:-) hugs Jan xx