Short Diarrhoea Poems
Short Diarrhoea Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Diarrhoea by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Diarrhoea by length and keyword.
Curry Dinner
eating lamb biryani with pilau rice
drowned by a bottle of red wine
diarrhoea beckons...
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Categories:
diarrhoea, emotions,
Form:
Senryu
The Anguish of Brevity
Only five lines?
Poetry crime!
Mental diarrhoea!
Have an idea!
Last line - oh dear......
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Categories:
diarrhoea, funny, humor, humorous, poems, poetry,
Form:
Verse
When I Come To Chemist's Shop
When I come to chemist's shop,
I can not hold myself from laugh.
Half means- for diarrhoea stop,
For constipation - other half !...
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Categories:
diarrhoea, funny,
Form:
Quatrain
Tipi and Tiki
Tipi and Tiki two girls homebound,
One had diarrhoea one was sound;
One got in a yellow press,
Other a hell of a mess,
Between two stools one fell to the ground....
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Categories:
diarrhoea, fun,
Form:
Limerick
She Will Not Shut Up
Sue suffers from constant lorgorrhea
This condition has no panacea –
Like a parrot who’s squawking
She just cannot stop talking
It’s well-known as verbal diarrhoea
7/13/18...
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Categories:
diarrhoea, humorous, spoken word,
Form:
Limerick
At Any Rate Not For Contest
At any rate I sure moved fast
Hope my diarrhoea doesn’t last
It’s coming out quick its in a rush
I’ve a burning feeling in my tush
Excuse me I just have to run
For it is pouring out my bum
01/19/18...
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Categories:
diarrhoea, body, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Doctor In Motion
“Doctor I have chronic diarrhoea
And I think it’s hereditary”
“Nonsense man I can assure you
Diarrhoea is not hereditary,
And no matter how chronic it is
It’s not as bad as it seems”
“But doctor I know it’s hereditary
Because it’s in my jeans”...
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Categories:
diarrhoea, funny, health
Form:
I do not know?
He's Got Verbal Diarrhoea
Mr Bombastic
So sycophantic
Spins discs of plastic
He’s so sarcastic -
Thinks he’s fantastic!
He’s on a health kick
Eat prunes in aspic....
His guts turn spastic
Diarrhoea quite drastic!
02/10/20
Simple silly scribbles after eating prunes for breakfast whilst listening to an 'in your face dj' on internet radio! ...
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Categories:
diarrhoea, humorous, integrity, music,
Form:
Monorhyme
Two Other Little Boys
I sat and watched two little boys die,
on my TV screen last night.
I sat and watched as each in turn,
lost his uneven fight.
They died from something we don't fear,
they died because they were poor,
they died from pneumonia brought on by diarrhoea,
which for us is so easy to cure.
I will never forget their mothers cries,
or the anguish of their faces,
once more their reality magnifies,
the inequalities between our races....
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Categories:
diarrhoea, death, health, political, sad, boy,
Form:
Verse
Ebola 1
Everyone needs to be conscious to stay safe or alive
Because Ebola(named after a river)virus ravages with a mission to kill,
Often hand washing with soap or alcohol burns like grill,
Loss of appetite,vomiting,diarrhoea,sore throat,fever are imminent.
Animal vectors like bats should not be consumed which is very pertinent.
*May God save us from this dreaded disease that is deadlier than AIDS and Cancer…
*No vaccine yet......
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Categories:
diarrhoea, life,
Form:
Acrostic
The Side Effects of Bitterness
Bitterness is a pill,
Too easy to swallow,
But hard to digest,
Giving those who swallow it,
Side effects that can last a lifetime.
These include reoccurring bouts of verbal diarrhoea,
Frequent headaches from dwelling on past events,
Difficulty in forming relationships with other than fellow pill takers,
Heightened gullibility,
Low self-esteem,
Easily led to do criminal acts,
Poor overall heath,
With no chance of a letter from the queen....
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Categories:
diarrhoea, abuse, addiction, allusion, anger, anxiety, confusion, eulogy,
Form:
Dramatic Verse