(To be sung to Cruella DeVil from Disney's 101 Dalmatians)
Pollina DeVil. Pollina DeVil.
She ensures that her pollen
Makes you feel ill.
She wants you to buy
Her allergy pills.
Pollina. Pollina.
She loves seeing your
Money fill her till.
Payments to Pollina DeVil.
She's found a way to make
And spread fake pollen.
She loves to hear you cough
And see you sneeze.
Your red and itchy eyes,
More products you will buy.
High pollen counts
Floating in the breeze.
This selfish skunk,
She markers her map.
She plans where to hide them
Then set off each trap.
This villain must pay
The peoples compo bill.
Pollina. Pollina DeVil.
(To be sang to the tune of "Cruella DeVil"
from Disney's 101 Dalmatians)
Camilla DeVil, Camilla DeVil.
She’s dancing ballerina,
Makes the audience still.
She shows enticing magnetic flair
With her skill.
Camilla, Camilla.
She shows enticing magnetic flair
With her skill.
Camilla, Camilla DeVil.
She’s a flower,
Blooms style in her dance,
Enters the charmed hearts,
Pulsating with her rhythm rare.
In the ecstatic cadence of air
Admiring eyes are mesmerized.
Age hasn’t wilted the flower,
For she doesn’t care.
Time always plays
With life a cruel game.
If she falls from height of grace,
She will still dance
In swan song’s embrace.
She won’t stand still.
Camilla, Camilla DeVil.
Camilla DeVil, Camilla DeVil.
She’s dancing ballerina,
Makes the audience still.
She shows enticing magnetic flair
With her skill.
Camilla, Camilla DeVil.
(sing it to the tune of "Cruella DeVil" from Disney's 101 Dalmatians)
There was a Govenor named
Kristi Noem De-Vil Oh
Kristi Noem De-Vil
Her own dog she’ll harm
there's nothing more cru-el
Kristi Noem De-Vil
Kristi Noem DeVil
She hated her puppy Cricket
with wired haired charm
Her own doggy she'll harm
Her own doggy she'll harm
deemed he was useless
like her goat valued less
So, she took the poor pup out
Not sympatico—Not even a pout
She’s made her boss proud
she shouts out loud,
Kristi Noem De-Vil
Kisti Noem De-Vil
with whom she’ll share
the Presidential ticket
Out of her mind with excitement,
chasing all those birds
and having the time of her life
was poor fated Cricket
We need strong leaders who can
do these sorts of messes
She'll bring her own doggy harm
Ranting that it’s just another day on the farm!
The Govenor may be watching too much Netflix
Perchance Wentworth an Australian series
An unhinged system for women's prison
Chicks! Chicks! Chicks!
Chorus...
If anyone out there is looking to offload
an annoying puppy or jerk-face goat
there are many rescues out there
{To be sung to the tune of Cruella de Vil song
from 101 Dalmatians movie}
Jewella de Vil, Jewella de Vil
If she doesn't tempt you, no other thing will,
To own her will take your strategic skill,
Jewella, Jewella,
She's like the parched earth waiting for her fill,
Shine on with Jewella de Vil
At first, you think Jewella will fulfil
But as time goes by, you learn to say goodbye,
For she plays hard to get, precious every set
That glitters and gleams and catches your eye
This sparkling ring, this shimmering gem,
She ought to be auctioned for she's the Femme
The world was fully satisfied until
Jewella, Jewella de Vil.
(To be sang to the tune of "Cruella DeVil"
from Disney's 101 Dalmatians)
Novella DeVil. Novella DeVil.
She writes to humour,
To move and to thrill.
She stirs her readers feelings
With her Quill.
Novella. Novella.
She stirs her readers feelings
With her Quill.
Novella. Novella DeVil.
On the surface
She is quite a shy one.
Yet, through her works
She reaches out to you.
You'll look into her eyes
And you will wonder why
She's worn a cloak called "Fear"
Her whole life through!
The time will arrive
When she'll realise
The cloak doesn't shield her
But it cramps her style.
She'll throw away her fear
And she will shine.
Novella. Novella Devine.
Novella DeVil. Novella DeVil.
She writes to humour,
To move and to thrill.
She stirs her readers feelings
With her Quill.
Novella. Novella DeVil.
You endured the fire before the fire,
burning doubt thinking you wouldn't pass the test.
The sweltering summer days carrying heavy hoses,
that some of you firewomen thought you'd never lift.
Alarm bells ringing,
vibrating in your heart,
excited barking of the station Dalmatians.
Hook and ladders,
you steel your newly forged bravery,
quickly get into your gear,
firefighter brothers and sisters.
Communicating in the smoke with a
sixth sense,
was it a buddy or an angel?
Saving the trapped and injured in the
merciless element,
there's no taming the wanton flames.
Your family's love and caring,
waiting for you to come home,
even your dreams afire.
Standing tall another day,
wiping soot off your sweating face,
as God bestows His firefighters a hero's grace. ~
I posted my one thousandth poem,
And this is one thousand and one.
Although I’ve not quite hit my limit,
At least for today, I am done!
I think I might have a few keepers
But trashy ones? There’s a lot more.
Perhaps I should focus on content
And stop keeping track of the score.
I think that’s a lot of dalmatians
Or maybe it's dammits instead
My sleep deprivation runs rampant
But bedtime brings loathing and dread.
You’re stuck with me, ‘cuz I’m a lifer.
The Lord only knows just how long.
It’s possible I’m out tomorrow,
Or a hundred and still going strong.
Right now, I just know I am tired;
My eyelids are starting to droop.
I bid a good night or good morning
To the friends I have met at the soup!
Two friendly but eerie Dalmatians
are Peoria’s psychic sensations
They can sense Aunt Ann
smell your dead Uncle Stan
And visit forebears in fire stations
2/14/22
sinking putt
kicking butt
sticking shut
humiliating hut
feeling gut
asking what
removing rut
dancing strut
having been cut
muttering mut
becoming nut
News reporter on MSNBC talked about
"Sinking putt" and I thought he had said,
"Kicking butt." Rest of words above also
came to mind.
Seems like cloth masks are a no no.
They are even having metal lined
masks.
What could you add to above?
TV Programs are also great like
77 Sunset Strip, the Shadow Knows,
Done da done done, done da done
done dah, Lone Ranger Rides Again,
Nation Wide on Your Side, Butter Milk
and Hi Ho Silver, Have Gun, Will Travel,
Gabby, Ten-Two and Four, Silver Bullet,
(I used to have a silver bullet pencil
sharpener), The Wave, Just the facts
man, etc. Married dear old dad;
The King and ?; Easter ? Leaf Clover;
Merry Go ? Long ? Short ?
? in a Corner; ? Bill; Donkey and
Elephant; African ? Where is it now?
? Trombones; ? Dalmatians; Merry-Go-?
Eiffel ? If you are an Einstein, what
are you being? Which president always
tells the truth and splits rails;
Name of Masked Man? What do you
do to shenanigans?
there are a couple of friendly dalmatians
who are gifted at public relations
getting conflicts to cease
and the noble for peace
they have front seats at the united nations
1/2/22
I've got 99 Dalmatians
99 problems
But a b###h ain't 1
Are simply Black or White
99 shade's of grey
Luckily I can't count to over a 100
Otherwise id have 101
Come from 8 miles away
Wrong side of the tracks
No street cred
Get stage fright
Battle getting it up
Can only spit while flipping burgers
Got 99 dog's but not a single G
calling me dog back
Tried 99 times but still no b###h
hollering back at me neither
Got no litter , got no glitter ,
got no bling , got not paper
Self proclaimed
Fresh Prince of Dead-Air
Cnr 99th street 101
And if 1 of you wants to buy a puppy
forward me your digits after the show
And I'll have 98 problems
But 99 ain't 1
So, would you tell me Sir, what can’t a labradoodle do
You’ll never hear a labradoodle Cock-a-doodle-do
Neither will a wallaby or skippy kangaroo
Nor anything not chicken, and not a cockatoo
Huskies and Alsatians, they don’t figure in equations
You’ll never see them mouthing off at the United Nations
Or acting as the acting head of covert operations
Though they might do a better job if aided by Dalmatians
So why is it that all the news, whichever news you view
Shows Downing Street or Washington without further ado
Where some bloke with a flag behind him speaks at me and you
But when I listen all I hear is Cock-a-doodle-do
Firehouse dalmatians with goofy faces,
Your fine reputation is clearly the aces.
In every single solitary one of your cases.
You were bestowed with marvelous graces.
Not one of those dogs in movies that chases
Majestic true loyalty in all kinds of dog places.
You show your love in all kind of traces.
We’ve memorialized you, in our firehouse foot races.
Cinderella got palaced
Bambi was Fawned
101 Dalmatians were painted
A Little Mermaid was spawned
Donald Duck got Daisy'd
Goofy went crazy
Captain Hook was gatored
Mysterious Island cratered
Snow White was dwarfed
A Beauty was Beasted
The Three Little Pigs
On a big bad wolf feasted
Be they movies, cartoons or books
All these stories deserve a second look
Reason enough for you to
Read to your children; give back what you took
Oh no,
The world has melted over.
We slide down every foreign affairs failure,
Crash through bargaining chips and hapless promises.
I'd never seen a mountain so steep and you'd never seen one so dark.
With fears combined we muster a flicker of courage and careen around
"Under Construction" signs, hydrants, and half-dead Dalmatians.
This mountain run represents the last task laid down by good Mother Burden.
Jumping off crates of jagged, rusty jailer keys, we spot flat land and run and run.
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