Short Dalmatians Poems

A triangle top
A square foundation
A picketed white fence guarded 
by
two spotted dalmatians sitting on the
shaggiest rug that reads
"Home Sweat Home"...

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Two friendly but eerie Dalmatians
are Peoria’s psychic sensations
They can sense Aunt Ann
smell your dead Uncle Stan
And visit forebears in fire stations

2/14/22...

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there are a couple of friendly dalmatians

who are gifted at public relations

getting conflicts to cease

and the noble for peace

they have front seats at the united nations



1/2/22...

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Firehouse dalmatians with goofy faces,
Your fine reputation is clearly the aces.
In every single solitary one of your cases.
You were bestowed with marvelous graces.

Not one of those dogs in movies that chases
Majestic true loyalty in all kinds of dog places.
You show your love in all kind of traces.
We’ve memorialized you, in our firehouse foot races....

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Who Are They Trying to Impress?

A cross between the bride of Frankenstein
And the Dalmatians’ Cruella De Ville
See teens walking at malls; glad they’re not mine
Absurd appearances give me a chill

Parents with tattoos ride on a Harley
Leather coats and gloves cut off at knuckles
Sprung from these roots that appear so gnarly
Teens upstaging their folks give me chuckles


Written for John Freeman's Boisterous Comedy Contest...

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Cinderella got palaced
   Bambi was Fawned
101 Dalmatians were painted
   A Little Mermaid was spawned

Donald Duck got Daisy'd
   Goofy went crazy
Captain Hook was gatored
   Mysterious Island cratered

Snow White was dwarfed
   A Beauty was Beasted
The Three Little Pigs
   On a big bad wolf feasted

Be they movies, cartoons or books
   All these stories deserve a second look
Reason enough for you to 
   Read to your children; give back what you took...

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