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Pollina DeVil

(To be sung to Cruella DeVil from Disney's 101 Dalmatians)

Pollina DeVil. Pollina DeVil.
She ensures that her pollen
Makes you feel ill.
She wants you to buy 
Her allergy pills.
Pollina. Pollina.
She loves seeing your 
Money fill her till.
Payments to Pollina DeVil.

She's found a way to make 
And spread fake pollen.
She loves to hear you cough
And see you sneeze.
Your red and itchy eyes, 
More products you will buy. 
High pollen counts 
Floating in the breeze.

This selfish skunk, 
She markers her map.
She plans where to hide them 
Then set off each trap.
This villain must pay 
The peoples compo bill.
Pollina. Pollina DeVil.

Copyright © Emilia James | Year Posted 2024

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Deb M Date: 5/30/2024 2:12:00 PM Emilia .....creative, clever and oh so funny my lovely friend!! Debx Login to Reply Emilia James Date: 6/3/2024 1:49:00 PM Dearest Deb, thank you so much. It is always a pleasure and an honour to see you here my friend. Emilia : )

Kim Rodrigues Date: 5/30/2024 6:09:00 AM I could see this as a new Disney movie…the imagery spreads…Congrats, Emilia! Login to Reply Emilia James Date: 6/3/2024 1:47:00 PM Thank you so much Kim. The tune stayed in my head for quiet a while afterwards lol. Emilia : )

Bryan Norton Date: 5/29/2024 4:42:00 PM What a fun poem! Pollina is loose for me in late summer. ECK! Congrats! Bryan Login to Reply Emilia James Date: 5/30/2024 5:33:00 AM Thank you Bryan. I am one of the lucky ones that don't suffer from hayfever. Hope it don't get too bad for you later in the summer. Emilia : )

Crystol Woods Date: 5/29/2024 11:27:00 AM Ha! Funny! Love it Login to Reply Emilia James Date: 5/30/2024 5:31:00 AM Thank you Crystol, happy you enjoyed it. Emilia : )

Natasha L Scragg Date: 5/29/2024 9:01:00 AM Hello Emelia, huge congrats in making top ten. I love the way you used your character to highlight the cruelty of deception. All too often, the innocent are conned out of already tight funds. Even when it comes to health! This sad reality is well captured in your verses and it fits the tune very well. :-D Login to Reply Emilia James Date: 5/30/2024 5:30:00 AM Thank you so much Natasha. I always enjoy your lyric contests. Emilia : )

Simon Hamill Date: 5/29/2024 2:13:00 AM it will soon be that time of year, Pollina DeVil will be making a fortune selling antihistamine, LOL, take care. Simon :-) Login to Reply Emilia James Date: 5/30/2024 5:18:00 AM Yes she will the evil so and so. I don't suffer from hayfever so she won't be getting my money lol. Emilia : )