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8 Miles Rapp 99 Dalmatian Problems To Battle Spit

I've got 99 Dalmatians 99 problems But a b###h ain't 1 Are simply Black or White 99 shade's of grey Luckily I can't count to over a 100 Otherwise id have 101 Come from 8 miles away Wrong side of the tracks No street cred Get stage fright Battle getting it up Can only spit while flipping burgers Got 99 dog's but not a single G calling me dog back Tried 99 times but still no b###h hollering back at me neither Got no litter , got no glitter , got no bling , got not paper Self proclaimed Fresh Prince of Dead-Air Cnr 99th street 101 And if 1 of you wants to buy a puppy forward me your digits after the show And I'll have 98 problems But 99 ain't 1

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