Customers Poems - Poems about Customers

Q: Would the US's government, under Biden/Harris, also want to use: Search and Seizures affecting the bank accounts of Bible purchasing Christians? A: Yes, of course that would also be one of the many reasons why the government wants to keep tract of Bible...

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Q: Why would our US's government want banks to spy upon their Bible purchasing customers? A: They want to keep tract of Bible believing Christians. Q: Should Christians not purchase any new Bibles? A: No, it doesn't. Q: What methods of purchasing Bibles should they avoid? A: Money orders, bank...

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Skips in a line of Customers To attend to some newcomers; A long good patience running out, A long silent voice to soon shout! "Why aside a guy in need wave" While he does same attention crave? CCTV does bear witness, People's acts judging their fitness... He could seller call A Bastard Or for humor Tasteless Custard; A claim he ate her this morning But has,...

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Steady rustling of stacked-high newspapers, On the vendors stand US skyscrapers; A long face further parting with brightness: The type that treated not things with lightness It’s a man heading for a child’s mistake; From last medical check-up much at stake! Started it had with a rumored broadcast, Which listening through made Chapman downcast. Now, he’s at Lukman’s vendor stand for more Of a...

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Some men on plenty feed, Yet customers of greed, The rash cankerworm breed, Never there for your needs, Worsening them like weeds... I know a Shameless Steed, Who'd never Gospels heed: Pleased with Satan's own seed: His best point: can minds read Plus nice Jackets of Tweed But paupers with Steed plead And shake him not like reed....

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Valued clients, we have listened and have taken on-board your concerns regarding the political correctness of this our store. Thus we are now a Gun-Free Zone, and are confident that the notices on our front doors will dissuade law breakers, will make us much less vulnerable from attacks by gun totting maniacs. Please do bring the kids....

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The customers ~ are always right so don't argue with them. Date Written: 5/8/2022...

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Your job shall be on the line And, sure, Agatha’s and mine, If on our salad our customers dine And taste our wine But fail to feel fine This betraying with faces frozen And a wish another hotel had chosen The looks of one served oceanic brine Eyes with contemplated murder shine … So, over that we won’t pine You do for a stitch in...

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Wanting to make a better life poverty and suffering how many wars are created by the abuse of the poor Mary Burns Showed Friedrich Engels through the Cotton factories of Manchester Woman died by the age of twenty eight breathing the cotton fibres of the factory Friedrich Engels helped write the communist manifesto The hatred of the wealthy came from the abuse of the...

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Valued clients, we have listened, and have taken on-board your concerns and suggestions. From now on, the display manikins will be of a deep puce green color so as not to marginalize any ethnic variants. In our book section the last a copy of the Constitution was taken out of the shelves and buried (thanks gardening department). We are now a gun-free zone,...

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Saw a sign in a fast food stall in our local mall “Tables are for eating customers only” I was really appalled Kinda barbaric I'd say But tasty in a soufflé Perhaps rephrasing would save one life however small...

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A sign at an outdoor restaurant I found was a wee bit barbaric “Tables for eating customers only” soon the townsfolk would perish Much the same as toiletries A tree on which you can pee? The english language at times can send a confusing message...

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Saw a sign in a fast food stall in our local mall “Tables are for eating customers only” I was really appalled Kinda barbaric I'd say But tasty in a soufflé Perhaps rephrasing it would save lives no matter how small...

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Bank to Customers—Please Go to Hell By Elton Camp I can remember a better time way back when Banks gave toasters if an account you’d begin To get your deposit they were happy as can be And, of course, your checking account was free And if you were willing open a saving account Bank would pay interest—a generous amount Tellers were glad to...

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(Background: After I retired from the college some years ago, I decided to take a temporary sales job at J.C. Penney in the mens’ wear department. The pay was laughable, but I had never been employed at anything other than a “professional” job. So I decided it would be an interesting experience...

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