Best Customers Poems

Saw a sign in a fast food stall in our local mall
“Tables are for eating customers only” I was really appalled
Kinda barbaric I'd say
But tasty in a soufflé
Perhaps rephrasing would save one life however small...

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Let me not hear and let me not see.
Let me not speak the anger in me.

Let me take each day as it goes.
Let not my words run as free as the river flows.

Let my Good days keep a steady ryme.
Let my happy thoughts push forward...

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Wanting to make a better life
poverty and suffering 
how many wars are created
by the abuse of the poor

Mary Burns 
Showed Friedrich Engels
through the Cotton factories 
of Manchester

Woman died by the age of twenty eight
breathing the cotton fibres of the factory
Friedrich Engels helped write 
the communist...

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Well you're saying your steak isn't rare
And there's food stains on your silverware
You say I exude
A bad attitude
Well just ask me if I really care!

You've been nothing but trouble for me
Now you're trying to get your meal free
I've seen your type before
Let me show you...

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(Background:  After I retired from the college some years ago, I decided to take a 
temporary sales job at J.C. Penney in the mens’ wear department.  The pay was 
laughable, but I had never been employed at anything other than a “professional” 
job....

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Saw a sign in a fast food stall in our local mall
“Tables are for eating customers only” I was really appalled
Kinda barbaric I'd say
But tasty in a soufflé
Perhaps rephrasing it would save lives no matter how small...

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The customers ~ are always right so don't argue with them.
 

 

Date Written: 5/8/2022...

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Valued clients, we have listened,
and have taken on-board
your concerns and suggestions.

From now on, the display manikins will
be of a deep puce green color 
so as not to marginalize 
any ethnic variants.

In our book section 
the last a copy of the Constitution
was taken out of the...

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Skips in a line of Customers
To attend to some newcomers;
A long good patience running out,
A long silent voice to soon shout!

"Why aside a guy in need wave"
While he does same attention crave?
CCTV does bear witness,
People's acts judging their fitness...

He could seller call A Bastard
Or for...

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A sign at an outdoor restaurant I found was a wee bit barbaric
“Tables for eating customers only” soon the townsfolk would perish
Much the same as toiletries
A tree on which you can pee?
The english language at times can send a confusing message...

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Bank to Customers—Please Go to Hell

By Elton Camp

I can remember a better time way back when
Banks gave toasters if an account you’d begin

To get your deposit they were happy as can be
And, of course, your checking account was free

And if you were willing open a...

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Valued clients, we have listened
and have taken on-board
your concerns
regarding the political correctness
of this our store.

Thus we are now a Gun-Free Zone,
and are confident that the notices
on our front doors will dissuade law breakers,
will make us much less vulnerable
from attacks by gun totting maniacs.

Please do bring...

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You follow the black customers around your store where you work.
You think they're going to steal things because you're a jerk.
What you've been doing is wrong and I've spoken to the proprietor.
He says he'll be watching and if he catches you, you'll be walking out...

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Q:  Why would our US's government want banks to spy
      upon their Bible purchasing customers?

A:  They want to keep tract of Bible believing Christians.

Q:  Should Christians not purchase any new Bibles?

A:  No, it doesn't.

Q: What methods...

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Steady rustling of stacked-high newspapers,
On the vendors stand US skyscrapers;
A long face further parting with brightness:
The type that treated not things with lightness
It’s a man heading for a child’s mistake;
From last medical check-up much at stake!

Started it had with a rumored broadcast,
Which listening through made...

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