Banks To Customers--Go To Hell

Bank to Customers—Please Go to Hell By Elton Camp I can remember a better time way back when Banks gave toasters if an account you’d begin To get your deposit they were happy as can be And, of course, your checking account was free And if you were willing open a saving account Bank would pay interest—a generous amount Tellers were glad to see you and called by name That’s gone and never will again be the same Nothing at a bank anymore is given out free Even to talk to a teller there may be a fee Interest on savings accounts has dropped low Some are now paying just barely above zero If, “I’ll move my money elsewhere” you say Response is, “Fine we don’t want it anyway.” Big banks are the worst just as experts say So with community banks or S&L I’ll stay Compass, Regions, Wells Fargo I here tell For my part, it’s YOU who can go to hell