Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Tables Are For Eating Customers Only

Saw a sign in a fast food stall in our local mall
“Tables are for eating customers only” I was really appalled
Kinda barbaric I'd say
But tasty in a soufflé
Perhaps rephrasing would save one life however small

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Laura Breidenthal March 21, 2018 at 9:50 PM Eek! I'd steer clear from that place. ;) Funny, clever thoughts as per usual Jack. Always, Laura Jack Ellison March 22, 2018 at 5:39 AM Perhaps they should get a new signwriter eh!!! It's caused a bunch of deaths methinks!!! LOL Lovsies, Happy Jack XOX

Maria Williams March 21, 2018 at 4:17 AM Edible tables??? Now that's something, Don't let the dogs out. Lol ....Maria xox Jack Ellison March 21, 2018 at 6:02 AM Now that's a different take on this confusing sign! LOL You're coming along nicely, Miss Maria!! Love, Happy Jack XOX

Silent One March 20, 2018 at 3:43 PM Haha... now thats funny! Jack Ellison March 20, 2018 at 4:25 PM Some people just can't imagine the ramifications!!! LOL

Tom Cunningham March 20, 2018 at 8:45 AM Haha makes you want to be a vegetarian . Jack Ellison March 20, 2018 at 9:27 AM That's why I switched!!! LOL