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Tables Are For Eating Customers Only

Saw a sign in a fast food stall in our local mall “Tables are for eating customers only” I was really appalled Kinda barbaric I'd say But tasty in a soufflé Perhaps rephrasing would save one life however small

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Laura Breidenthal

Date: 3/21/2018 9:50:00 PM

Eek! I'd steer clear from that place. ;) Funny, clever thoughts as per usual Jack. Always, Laura

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/22/2018 5:39:00 AM

Perhaps they should get a new signwriter eh!!! It's caused a bunch of deaths methinks!!! LOL Lovsies, Happy Jack XOX

Maria Williams

Date: 3/21/2018 4:17:00 AM

Edible tables??? Now that's something, Don't let the dogs out. Lol ....Maria xox

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/21/2018 6:02:00 AM

Now that's a different take on this confusing sign! LOL You're coming along nicely, Miss Maria!! Love, Happy Jack XOX

Silent One

Date: 3/20/2018 3:43:00 PM

Haha... now thats funny!

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/20/2018 4:25:00 PM

Some people just can't imagine the ramifications!!! LOL

Tom Cunningham

Date: 3/20/2018 8:45:00 AM

Haha makes you want to be a vegetarian .

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/20/2018 9:27:00 AM

That's why I switched!!! LOL