Crapping Poems

The Eve Before

...malcontents crapping on democracy
then complaining about how it stinks
the anarchist and antichrist
keepers of the stagnate stye 
It is the eve before the prince of peace
...

Crapping Out A Masterpiece, Part II

......Now some may think this trend depressing,
there’s this idea our creators’ minds
understand things on some deep level
when they happen to craft the sublime.
But I, as one more wayward writer,
...

Crapping Out A Masterpiece, Part I

...It’s funny to look at creatives,
painters, writers, musicians and such,
look back across their bodies of work,
and laugh at how much of it is luck,
that things they put their whole soul into
now...

Praying in the Golden Temple

...The slots spin,
the casino’s siren song
bellows its flashy music-box tune.

Click, click, click….

O so close!

“It’s not gambling,” she says,
“it’s just a half-assed prayer
we ritually rep...

Rollin' 'Em

...I ain't never been a friend of good luck
Unkind are the power balls, scratch-offs, and all that stuff
But I'm feeling good about these
So much so that they got me down on my knees
I got 'em
I fe...

Heavy Is His Breathing

...heaving, heaving
of the owl
heavy is his breathing

the weight of it
is leaning
upon the reddened rail

his eyes glimmering gold
opening wide
can see inside your soul

so close...

The Rave On

...once up on a midnight
clearly...
while i yawned all weak
and...

barely over many a pain
too...
clear volumes from gutt'n
more...

and while i knotted nearly
rapping...
suddenly there cam...

New York Was So Relaxed

...New York was so relaxed Lady Liberty was slumbering with snores.
There was a garbage strike, and the taxis were sauntering with oars.
No one was excited, hot dog men were yawning in their wheat bun...

Flesh and Time

...War elephants and jackasses
with their endless stomping and braying
from Saigon to Afghanistan

Siamese scripts depicting..
blood for oil
death for profit
blood for lithium
death for prophet
...

8 Billion Wards of the States

...All 8 billion of us
have mental illness
some 
subtly 
so
others profound
its a matter of degree
of shade..

some reach out - adapt
become chefs-CEOS- presidents
others curl inward
canniba...

Self Determination

...Self-determination for all

  Freedom is not always what it is supposed to mean 
  It gets curtailed by the influence of the world we live in,
for many freedoms is scary, they prefer freedom with...

The Trumpist Vote

...THE TRUMPIST VOTE: A satirical Persian poem and its English translation, by the poet himself.

POST / SHARE / FORWARD / PUBLISH (with attribution--please)

NOTE: In addition to this translated po...

Another Year of Grace

...With John Wayne snarling at me
from the television screen,
I quickly glance at my watch;
five minutes to the end 
of a year’s journey through
what the Psalmist would describe
 as the Valley of ...

Mini Drama: Sturmabteilung 2

...Nearly ten o'clock, Capitol Hill, inside the SCIF (specially designed for classified purpose): House Intelligence Committee chairman Adam Schiff was hosting an esoteric hearing featuring a deposition...

Junket

...James Dean junket drive
Up the bend away at Five
Met his end all plaster-fied
The Hollywood pied piper

Hellva lot better Dean
A young-man Diana been
No old man crapping in a diaper

But a t...

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