Best Crapping Poems

...TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

I’m giving up, can’t take no more, I’ve reached the final straw,
How do you find a flamin’ job when you’ve turned fifty-four,
I’ve knocked on nigh a thousand doors and trudge......

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...With John Wayne snarling at me
from the television screen,
I quickly glance at my watch;
five minutes to the end 
of a year’s journey through
what the Psalmist would describe
 as the Valley of ......

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...We're in the foothills of a second civil war
the divide between left and right
burning and widening 
Peace undermined by the rich behemoth... indifference
the uneven eye of the media leviathan
u......

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... Continued from Part 1 

Matt Dillon chases Jack LaLane
Around a roller derby lane
I think I need some more cocaine,
So please don’t ever come back Shane

I try to walk another street......

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...In the woods on a soft green patch
trying to get my pants to unsnapped 

Hurrying now as my stomach starts to roar
giving no time to drop my drawers

My face is sweating 'I'm I dying?'
the cra......

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...Lullaby Slam

Chris boy you wanna be the man.
You must like getting your lights punched in
You are lucky I am your greatest fan


Anyways, 30-year-old poet baby.
I will take it easy on your f......

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...THE TRUMPIST VOTE: A satirical Persian poem and its English translation, by the poet himself.

POST / SHARE / FORWARD / PUBLISH (with attribution--please)

NOTE: In addition to this translated po......

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...Eyes glib from tree and nominous tree
Go barking with intent.
To foe itself in one-two-three
And leaphing as it went.

In black from shadow nail to nut
Bad rifle cock in hand.
Dick’s Turbin an......

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...(a lighter-hearted parody of the masterpiece poem “The Raven” by Edgar Allan Poe)

Once upon a noonday sunny, while I smiled at something funny
In the park where children play and suitors......

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...I'm at a new school. Its name is “The Michael Jackson School for Rock Stars.” The courses
here are Gay!

My first assignment is to learn to play the skin flute and sing like a rock star. To be a
......

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...I hear their idle chatter and wish that sound was optional.
A box checked in a menu, a simple click and forget.

The rapid dilation of my pupils brings me back.
Back to hypnotic aisles of temptat......

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...Tension Relief Program or TRP is a new treatment for a condition from which many of us suffer.

Step 1:  Say "Footboatgoose" 3 times.
Step 2:  Laugh.

If you cannot laugh,......

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...The historic tracks had marked the scars on my back. Shots, cuts and chops, I can 
remember that, society, families, friends and girls were also the cause of that. 
School I once loved so much, but......

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...In the light
 
 The majestic eagle will have a true desire, to follow its quest, by keeping a great number of pest in check, conducting business by light of day, and finding itself remiss by cloak ......

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...Hesitation gets you no where, beware dont go there
thats a violation  punishments annialiation
plant the seed and watch it grow just to get chopped down
 cant be stopped now, welcome ya'll to my p......

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