Long Crapping Poems

THE TRUMPIST VOTE: A satirical Persian poem and its English translation, by the poet himself.

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NOTE: In addition to this translated poem, to see some of Moji Agha's...

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The historic tracks had marked the scars on my back. Shots, cuts and chops, I can 
remember that, society, families, friends and girls were also the cause of that. 
School I once loved so much,...

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I hear their idle chatter and wish that sound was optional.
A box checked in a menu, a simple click and forget.

The rapid dilation of my pupils brings me back.
Back to hypnotic aisles of temptation and...

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Hesitation gets you no where, beware dont go there
thats a violation  punishments annialiation
plant the seed and watch it grow just to get chopped down
 cant be stopped now, welcome ya'll to my pow wow
i...

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Nearly ten o'clock, Capitol Hill, inside the SCIF (specially designed for classified purpose): House Intelligence Committee chairman Adam Schiff was hosting an esoteric hearing featuring a deposition with Defense Department official Laura Cooper as part...

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When someone gives me a penny for my thoughts
They end up putting their two cents in
Because by then they are actually caught
Deep in the intense, immense conversation
How would you handle my situation?
Better be firm when...

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With John Wayne snarling at me
from the television screen,
I quickly glance at my watch;
five minutes to the end 
of a year’s journey through
what the Psalmist would describe
 as the Valley of Death,
and what Dante would...

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 Continued from Part 1 

Matt Dillon chases Jack LaLane
Around a roller derby lane
I think I need some more cocaine,
So please don’t ever come back Shane

I try to walk another street
When me and Walter Cronkite...

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When I was young, I took a tin can to the lip.
Courtesy of my best friend.
I ran away crying for mother.
(This was my first set of(flesh) stitches).

My cat(blue) had a fetish for crapping in the...

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Lullaby Slam

Chris boy you wanna be the man.
You must like getting your lights punched in
You are lucky I am your greatest fan


Anyways, 30-year-old poet baby.
I will take it easy on your first spam slam
This occurs...

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TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

I’m giving up, can’t take no more, I’ve reached the final straw,
How do you find a flamin’ job when you’ve turned fifty-four,
I’ve knocked on nigh a thousand doors and trudged a...

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I'm at a new school. Its name is “The Michael Jackson School for Rock Stars.” The courses
here are Gay!

My first assignment is to learn to play the skin flute and sing like a rock star....

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Tension Relief Program or TRP is a new treatment for a condition from which many of us suffer.

Step 1:  Say "Footboatgoose" 3 times.
Step 2:  Laugh.

If you cannot laugh, try restarting the program.

Saying "footboatgoose"...

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(a lighter-hearted parody of the masterpiece poem “The Raven” by Edgar Allan Poe)

Once upon a noonday sunny, while I smiled at something funny
In the park where children play and suitors woo,
’Midst the sound of subtle...

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heaving, heaving
of the owl
heavy is his breathing

the weight of it
is leaning
upon the reddened rail

his eyes glimmering gold
opening wide
can see inside your soul

so close, so warm
so cold
he’s stealing your breath

its freezing
in midair
the owl can’t help
but be...

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We're in the foothills of a second civil war
the divide between left and right
burning and widening 
Peace undermined by the rich behemoth... indifference
the uneven eye of the media leviathan
universities raping our children's minds
impregnating with stalinleninputinxi...

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Eyes glib from tree and nominous tree
Go barking with intent.
To foe itself in one-two-three
And leaphing as it went.

In black from shadow nail to nut
Bad rifle cock in hand.
Dick’s Turbin angry as a foot
Suspecting cross the...

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Self-determination for all

  Freedom is not always what it is supposed to mean 
  It gets curtailed by the influence of the world we live in,
for many freedoms is scary, they prefer freedom...

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Once upon a midnight dreary,
Endless informercials makin' me weary...
Over Billy Mays' droning, screeching voice,
Annoying us, seems we have no choice...
While I reloaded my gun to end his endless rasping,
Makin' me go insane, I ain't crapping...
"...

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War elephants and jackasses
with their endless stomping and braying
from Saigon to Afghanistan

Siamese scripts depicting..
blood for oil
death for profit
blood for lithium
death for prophet

from tricky dicky's Saigon saga
to  
Hidin' Biden's Afghanistan withdraw debacle
to
Obama's sacrificial lamb ambassador...

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I am dreaming.
I know I am dreaming.
It is more important than life, better than living.

I am in a dark room.  
The door is ajar and a bar of sunlight illuminates two rosewood boxes.
One is...

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In the woods on a soft green patch
trying to get my pants to unsnapped 

Hurrying now as my stomach starts to roar
giving no time to drop my drawers

My face is sweating 'I'm I dying?'
the cramps...

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It's become fashionable to un-label things
be beige about everyone and everything
beige is a politically safe mirage of tranquility
because beige goes along with anything
be gender neutral or face a horde of fire balls
ignore when your ballerina...

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I ain't never been a friend of good luck
Unkind are the power balls, scratch-offs, and all that stuff
But I'm feeling good about these
So much so that they got me down on my knees
I got 'em
I...

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In the light
 
 The majestic eagle will have a true desire, to follow its quest, by keeping a great number of pest in check, conducting business by light of day, and finding itself remiss...

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