Crabby Poems - Poems about Crabby

...Bent knees if you please! They've always been this way. No doubt about it, I stagger along like a sailor in a storm! Far be it from me, I live too far from the sea. So, I have bent knees, The......Read the rest...

...Nibbles McCheesy was ever so speedy And scampering all round the house Trojan the tabby was getting quite crabby For failing to capture that mouse That cowardy custard could not cut the mustard......Read the rest...

...I dream of a right and jolly Christmas I don’t dream of a white or snowy Christmas It’s very slippery and treacherous when it snows To go to church, I wear leather shoes And it’s easy to fall and......Read the rest...

...Age gnarls, weather beats skin to flaky dryness. Wrinkles and lines, furrows, knots and blotches Twist and contort the skin of babies and youths to a knurled, rough, compliant easy to grip surfac......Read the rest...

...Some way from the Firth of Forth A shoal of glittering mackerel Swirls and sways Swells with the sea from silver to black Flashes white and back to silver and grey A......Read the rest...

...It CAN be ‘fish n chips’ stop carping on, there’s no plaice for rudeness! It's so sad to see a person out of their depths and just floundering Why is it that some people alw......Read the rest...

...There is a certain way to say "honey" that is in no way sweet. A mean, cranky, crabby, put-you-down sort of way. I did not know this until today. When I heard a teacher using “honey” incorrectly. ......Read the rest...

...List form also in rhyming couplets: Love is patience one has with a difficult child. Love is a man supporting his wife in her trials. Love is a wife who remains “for better or worse.” Love’s ......Read the rest...

...Cat Needs a Workout Flabby Tabby Chat Cat Gabby Tabby Grumpy Cat’s Relative Crabby Tabby Cat with 9 Violent Lives Scabby Tabby Cat with Raggedy Coat Shabby Tabby C......Read the rest...

...B follows A And C proceeds D It's a formula older than time The lowest sink of debauchery to the ilks Of a sort seem sublime A pail full of Crabs Will stay to the brim Each holding......Read the rest...

...Who lives here? Asked Crabby Hat, a magical cat. She had turned herself tiny like an overgrown gnat. I hope it’s a juicy mole, a tasty vole or a chewable rat Said her sister, a big eater, Miss Tab......Read the rest...

...They are frantic These women who have to decorate for holidays I am too busy painting to notice They are getting crabby For they have back aches and neck aches. I bother myself in no way. M......Read the rest...

...Christmas Spirit Let’s try and spread some joy, like the birds do in the spring. God loves to see his children, dancing while they sing. Live life to the fullest, why bother spreading grief. O......Read the rest...

...You crack me up the old crone said She is cranky and crabby, and splinters into pieces Unless you act irritated and distraught She lives for that The mirror turned around and flashed her Showi......Read the rest...

...WAITING FOR DEATH Daily I strolled, past this old man's house And there he sat, from dawn to dusk His mien, tenebrific uncompromisingly Hunched in his chair, dried to the bone Cold and crabby,......Read the rest...